Fain would I stretch me by the highway side,
To thaw and trickle with the melting snow,
That mingled soul and body with the tide,
I too may through the pores of nature flow.
Yeah, that first Monday after vacation really sucks. More than just a regular Monday. Regardless, there’s shit that needs to get done. So, onward. Good luck this week. . .
All right, gang, it’s Monday, which means I need the full weekend reports. Floridians, please update column G — Alligator Fatalities — in the spreadsheet. Eastern/Midwestern US and Canada, please