2 Truths and a Lie [NOT 13/7/21]

Hi, friends!

I got nothing to talk about tonight, so time for some silliness.

How about some rounds of 2 truths and a lie?

I’ll start

  • bribed a government official
  • been waterskiing/water tubing
  • eaten armadillo
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75 Comments

  1. I’m guessing you have not been waterskiing/water tubing?
    Here’s mine:
    -Mile High Club member
    -Urinated on Jane Russell
    -Chased by a wild boar
     
     

  2. Oh this is fun! I’ll have to remember this game when we start having people over again. Mine are:

    -Proposed marriage to a woman while sober and in my 40s

    -Had a lovely, 45-minute conversation with Kim Cattrall while seated practically on her lap

    -Am a big fan of Tori Amos and have 2 autographs

  3. Just picked a pimple off my dog’s dong shaft.
     
    Ate kangaroo, in Australia (not Australian)
     
    Was a substitute columnist for an SO, sent an article topped with “Fake Headline To Be Figured Out Later” to the editor, they ended up publishing it with that exact headline with her byline. On a national publication.

  4. 1:  I dated a girl who styled Joe Pepitone’s wig.
    2:  I have memorized the first several pages of James Joyce’s Ulysses.
    3:  My wife is a world-class skydiver who carried the torch in the Olympics one year. 

  5. I don’t know who the Selke family are. But I’m going to guess that because I’m sure you would pee in the Stanley Cup if you had the chance. 

    • The last remaining member of the Selke family is a retired high school teacher who never had kids (she adopted a girl who went to the high school and who now has kids so she is a grandma now). I was never in any of her classes but for co-op in grade 12 I helped teach four of her grade 9 drama classes (by the fourth one I was the teacher, pretty much). We still randomly keep in touch.

      Part of the curriculum was this exact game we are playing tonight and she always went with:

      1. Partied with The Hip in Boston

      2. Used to skate with the Montreal Canadiens as a little girl

      3. Insert something unbelievable but random here

      She threw all of her students off because the correct answer was always “all of the above.”

      She single-handedly changed my life…perhaps even saved it in a way from time to time tbh.

      I never partied with The Hip in Boston, but I did in Kingston…so I was kind of doing the same thing, but not, here…in her honour 🙂

  6. is this the way to armadillo?
    every night ive been hugging my pillow!


    sha la lalalaalalalalalalala!
    wait were we playing a game?
    oh god…im going to be singing this all day

    • Actually it is 3 (Sedevilc)
      1. I was handcuffed and politely shoved in the back of a police cruiser thanks to the return of The Narcissist Cokehead during the Xmas holidays.  I learned yet again the road to hell was paved with good intentions (I was trying to “nice” and let her stay a few days which proved I was really fucking stupid.)
      2. I went to school with Elon for 2 years (I didn’t know that as he transferred out to the U of Penn.)  However, I remember getting involved in a snowball fight in 2nd year (Engineering freshman vs upper years).   When I saw pics of Elon, I wondered why he looked so familiar.  I beaned Elon in the head during said fight.
      3. I never really wanted to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.  I did once want to be a paratrooper (but I was young and stupid.)  My knees say thank you.

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