Last night I was up way too late watching “Cocaine Bear” on Amazon. I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it was way more fun/funny than I thought. There are some good freaking actors in it, too. I’m looking at you, Margo Martindale!
Cocaine is probably involved here as well
Trump faces 13 counts in Georgia indictment; 18 others charged
https://wapo.st/47pj0Pk [Gift Article]
Giuliani struggling under massive legal bills after defending Trump
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/15/politics/giuliani-money-lawsuits-trump/index.html
Dang
Power lines likely caused Maui’s first reported fire, video and data show
https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2023/08/15/maui-fires-power-line-cause/
Sprots!
‘Blind Side’ subject Oher alleges Tuohys made millions off lie
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38190720/blind-side-subject-michael-oher-alleges-adoption-was-lie-family-took-all-film-proceeds
Stonks! (Sidenote: do people like Cava? I don’t get it.)
Cava shares surge as Mediterranean restaurant chain swings to a profit in first report since IPO
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/15/cava-group-cava-q2-2023-earnings.html
I want someone to talk to about this guy, but I don’t want to subject anyone else to his ‘song’
‘He was petrified’: Australian surfer drifts at sea for 37 hours after boat capsizes off Indonesia
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/aug/15/he-was-petrified-australian-surfer-drifts-at-sea-for-37-hours-after-boat-capsizes-off-indonesia
A worthy rabbit hole:
Have a great day!
I like too many far sides but here is my brother’s favorite….
Fuck. Sorry, I tried to edit your comment to get the image to appear but it didn’t work.
Thank you
The Tuohy’s have a strong grift game with a heaping side of White Savior complex. Yes, I am mixing my metaphors. I’m still on my first cup of coffee. I just saw this TikTok last night about a time she posed with two Black teens for a FB pic in a completely made up look at what a good white woman I am scenario.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8NqfJNp/
https://www.cbr.com/best-far-side-comic-strips/#just-not-reaching-that-guy
That’s a super good one,
Dirge of the Loser.
I get that young males are mad, but it seems that the entitled ones are mad that no one’s giving them the opportunities that they never earned. Instead of going to school or learning a skilled trade they just assume that those good jobs are just given to them instead of pulling themselves up by their bootstraps (see what I did Cons?) and go to whatever schools they can.
Welcome to reality you entitled dipshits.
That’s something women, non-entitled white males, immigrants and us non whites had to learn.
Work related… I saw a young man who was well connected thru the friends and family plan quit here because he was upset that he had to you know, do actual work. When he showed up, he acted like he didn’t actually have to fucking put any effort. When I was acting team lead, I had to deal with him a few times. When I asked what the hell he did (which was jack shit) he just blew me off and gave me serious attitude.
Months later, he was “promoted” after working here less than a year to team leader (over pretty much every senior tech including me), we found out that this shithead was connected to several managers by family relations or friends thus word got out he was one of the “high speed low drag” folks who was going to rise up through the ranks fast.
It took the combined yelling of an entire dept at the manager to kick the entitled shit out of the job and opened that job up for competition.
Management got him another position which he only held for six weeks because the motherfuckers running this particular unit were so incompetent and had to halt work to “re-evaluate.” Anyway, when he came back the dept he threw several hissy fits and left work early several times when they asked him to work regular tasks.
I still laugh at the entitled crybaby. When I got thrown back from the office after 11 months after working as an engineer, I was pissed but I never threw any kind of entitled tantrum when they gave me shitty jobs to do (and boy did they.)
That’s what I fucking see here. An entitled lazy do nothing shithead demanding we listen while he sings the blues…
Sad that you’re not the king of the world anymore? Fuck off.
There’s a guy like that where I work, although I’ve transferred to a part of the company where I never have to deal with that asshole again. He grew up rich and connected, so he gets promoted regularly despite the fact that he is an HR nightmare. Not one person has ever had a positive interaction with him. Most are berated and told how stupid they are. Everywhere he goes, he cuts a swath of destruction a mile wide. Turnover goes through the roof, productivity goes to hell, and yet he just gets to whistle his way through his next promotion. Nobody who has ever gone up against him has survived, including someone who had been with the company for over 20 years and who was universally respected and admired–and who wound up getting drummed out.
I wouldn’t be surprised if that piece of shit becomes President of the company.
I barely survived with my company’s version of THAT GUY. It seems I’m the sole black mark on his otherwise spotless record of fuckery and backstabbing.
I haven’t listened to the whole song. But the bits I’ve heard are mediocre at best. His guitar is decent amateur playing, the lyrics are bad. And I’m not even talking about the right wing message. It’s poor song writing. I don’t think the conservatives pushing it did the guy any favors.
I would add the dangerous part with this assholes is they not only believe they’re entitled to everything, they also believe minorities (all of them) get special advantages and treatment.
A few years back a neighbor invited me into their larger friend group and some of the folks were great. Some were odd, but whatevs. One made the point of complaining to me 3 different times that her husband didn’t get promoted to manager at his job because he wasn’t a black man and they aren’t promoting white men.
Anyways, when I told the neighbor that his longtime friend was racist, I was not believed.
Whenever we are running low, I always write “cat fud” on the grocery list and it irritates my wife.
Cat Fud is written on my list right now!
And I say “Midvale School for the Gifted” to myself (or out loud to others!) multiple times a week.
Midvale is the one I pull (or is it push?) far too often, *literally* at work, because somehow I tend to forget which way the school’s office door goes when it’s closed, and I inevitably push the “pull” side, and pull the “push” one.
Luckily I’m not the only one who does it, and ironically, I’ve also seen some of my ADHD kiddos do the same, at the summer program😉😁💖
Made me think of *myself* doing it so often, when I saw them, and I had a good chuckle, because that “Midvale School for the Gifted” comic is what I think of *EVERY* single time I do it😆😂🤣💖
You know how people have license plate frames that have their college on it? I made one for myself that says Midvale School for the Gifted on my Cricut!
My wife has that one on a coffee cup.
The rough drafts from Gary Larson’s website include some gems:
https://www.thefarside.com/sketchbooks
I looked at Sketchbook 4 and…holy shit, that one with the horse playing dead.
This unpublished one was in one of his books.
I’ve been visited by that chicken once in a while.
RE: the Maga song guy — this has been a playbook for them for a long time. It started with every right-wing book making the best-seller lists (allied groups bought them by the palette back in the day then switched to mass pre-ordering online) and has since grown to packing theaters (for “Sound of Freedom”) and now new-age payola for streaming.
It’s funny that they’re dumb enough to admit it, but lots of people already suspected this was the case.
GOP operative Joel Kaplan runs Facebook’s political affairs shop, and he has routinely blocked internal efforts to require the right wing noise machine to comply with Facebook’s rules to prevent astroturf.
https://www.wired.com/story/facebook-joel-kaplan-washington-political-influence/
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/10/25/facebook-fatal-flaw-technologists-lobbyists-516927
Facebook’s rules are apolitical — they don’t care who is manipulating viewership numbers. But Kaplan — with Zuckerberg’s obvious approval — overrides them for his favorite right winger to massively boost their exposure despite a lack of actual demand.
I always think of Jack (I think, or another Twitter person) talking about the difficulties in banning Nazis because the algorithm struggled to differentiate it from more “standard” right-wing fare. It was the rare time where the algorithm was actually much more in tune with reality than the human beings!
My friend is now getting death threats for doing drag queen storytime at her taproom again. Get a life fuckheads!!! Marley is the nicest person, a fellow former Hawaii resident that just called to check on my family after the fires.
https://www.rentonreporter.com/news/no-bombs-found-after-anti-lgbtq-threats-made-to-brewmasters-taproom/
https://crier.co/harpers-assistant-chairman-of-the-international-democratic-union-mike-roman-indicted-yesterday-in-georgia-along-with-trump/
Blame Canada? Fucking Conservatives can’t keep their fucking noses out of other people’s affairs.
The GOPers and Reformacons have been in bed with each other for a long fucking time.
https://nltimes.nl/2023/08/16/dutch-animal-shelters-filing-kittens-dumped-street
*sigh* damnit people…..dont get a pet coz you are bored
https://nltimes.nl/2023/08/16/netherlands-will-likely-miss-nato-defense-spending-targets
oh well…theres a shocker
you know how hard it is to spend 2% gdp on a few boats,planes,choppers and all 11 soldiers we have?
oh and the 2 vw amaroks they use to ride share
welp…im officially old now
emo nostalgia has arrived
me being the generation before it
bury me now…the best part of me life has gone
its all down hill from here
…
then again i still have a really good fishy van down the road…and am actually not in poverty for once
I like cava. It’s like Chipotle, but for falafel.
Wait, I’m not done.