…ah, g’wan [DOT 4/6/26]

wait...what g'wan...

…can not imagine how fucked in the head you gotta be…to be…that guy

many people who would have lived longer will die because of this.he’s one of the most destructive people on the planet.

Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) 2026-06-04T04:21:09.773Z

…if you even have a soul it’s some shriveled severed-raccoon-dick looking thing

i know i knowbutwhat the fuck is up with this guys obsession with coal

darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) 2026-06-04T03:46:50.700Z

…whaddya mean…all them belching clouds of black lung ain’t shit if you can overcome…bone spurs

Part of the problem with the post-Chadha War Powers Resolution is being subject to a veto makes it completely toothless and so presidents can ignore it. But also it lets member of Congress tout a ‘win’ that they know won’t actually do anything or force any real confrontation with the White House.

Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) 2026-06-04T03:39:26.149Z

…just because the forces wouldn’t have your liability of an ass don’t mean you can’t go to war like they never saw before

If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them.

Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) 2026-06-04T03:12:08.265Z

…I hear dim bulb might come in around .45 trillion short of his mark

SpaceX is worth less than half of its $1.75 trillion IPO target, Morningstar says www.cnbc.com/2026/06/03/m…

Ray Beckerman (@raybeckerman.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T11:58:10.480Z

…$55billion raised for a valuation of $1.3billion…oh, wait…no…it just fucked the currency up…$ should be £…so…still the same size bag looking to pledge $75billion to the burning man

the framing about 401ks is a little weird but the actual story is more interesting:Musk is somehow getting the not-yet IPO’ed SpaceX stock forced into the indexes so that if you hold an index fund, you hold SpaceX, which would be fine if SpaceX was qualified for inclusion, but it does not.

Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) 2026-06-01T23:57:33.457Z

…if duck duck go can build a no-AI browser & search offer…if the brave lot can run their own search index, even…then…for the other sort…index & tracker funds that excise that seem like a product begging to be born…hell…just make up the space with shares in SK Hynix & you’re probably gonna see better returns over the medium term…sure seems like none of these fucks do any of their shit without all the RAM anyone can sheet out into wafers for the foreseeable…but what do I know…other than I’m not in the business of advising anyone about investments…do have to wonder what exactly you think you’re tracking if you want that shit stinking up your index the way it is your internet, tho?

Danish Pension Fund Blacklists SpaceX. Previously, dumped US Treasuries over Trump's threat to Greenland.It says Spacex is “grossly overvalued”, and has “catastrophic governance structure” as Elon Musk strives to be a trillionaire.Any chance of City of London growing a backbone?archive.ph/dsVfR

Prem Sikka (@premnsikka.bsky.social) 2026-06-01T08:33:05.661Z

…yeah, boi

The SpaceX IPO is basically sub-prime mortgages in space.

Jo Wolff (@jowolff.bsky.social) 2026-06-01T19:24:27.475Z

…you know…that isn’t gonna hurt his feelings…but…this might?

…why people gotta be so mean to the poor little special boys

It’s odd that Sam Altman said this mere months after moving enterprises to token-based billing. It’s almost as if his customers are intolerant of the actual cost of AI when they’re not using subsidized subscriptions. Almost like the real cost is too high and that’s why you hid it.

Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) 2026-06-04T03:14:38.365Z

…that one on the right is a doozy

He also said that the cost question came up quite suddenly. At the beginning of 2026, “the question never came up”, Altman said. “People were totally happy with the price they were spending,” he said.

Now, AI costs are “a huge issue,” he said.

…gee sam…were you maybe…not charging them the same…are…your costs…still worse…do businesses that are actual businesses that “do business” in the “solvent” sense of the term & not investment singularities find your burn rate to be a thing of unholy dread once it looks in their direction acquisitively?

More generally I’ve been surprised by how relatively little the markets seem to have reacted to a series of erratic policy shocks I’d have expected to do more damage.

Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:00:42.120Z

…denial is a helluva drug…yadda yadda

I do think, as nakedly awful as their recent behavior is, it's an own goal in this respectthey're behaving in such a comically corrupt manner that "we have to pack the supreme court" is becoming a mainstream position in normie dem circles, and none of their actions will save Rs in november

Micah (@rincewind.run) 2026-06-03T16:58:08.868Z

…besides…you may have heard…it’s an election year?

Daily Digest: Trump is bringing his love of gold to the rest of Washington by covering 4 bronze horse statues on the National Mall in 23.75 karat gold leaf at an eye-watering $5 million cost to taxpayers.But free school lunch is something the country just can't afford.#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed

LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 (@namwella1961.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T16:58:36.628Z

“I’m Kid Rock.”“I’m Naomi Wolf.”“I’m Kanye West.”“I’m Matt Taibbi.”“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:15:43.500Z

aw man I sure hate it when operational decisions directly affecting combat on the ground are being influenced in real time by a foreign country. really feeling bad for the IDF guys here us18.campaign-archive.com/?e=2128a5bfb…

ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) 2026-06-03T17:23:05.497Z

Wait a minute — Iran (who Trump said has no military) bombed the shit out of Kuwait last night in retaliation for us striking them in a war Marco Rubio just yesterday, told Congress was “over”?Do they think we’re all fucking stupid?

JoJoFromJerz (@jojofromjerz.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:23:04.528Z

The same people who tell me I can’t ever be British because of my name are saying a guy named Nowak is British, but just for a few days while they hold riots

Dan Kaszeta FRHistS (@dankaszeta.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:18:51.378Z

The first half of this exchange is flabbergasting. It's over a minute of him denying he's the acting IRS commissioner before admitting that he handles all the duties of the IRS commissioner because there is none (either acting or confirmed).

Mike Masnick (@masnick.com) 2026-06-03T17:08:18.927Z

…say…buddy…could you do me a solid? …what’s the sane response to the united states being run at the highest levels like someone mixed up the constitution with the RICO statutes so it’s just an overt cabal engaged in a short-term-ist bridge-burning exercise that’s supposed to shakedown the globe & kick back to big orange after the earners get their taste?

“AI literacy” is a misnomer. “AI judgment” is better. “AI budgeting” is closer. “AI served at marginal cost” is probably best

I’ve seen Claude do amazing things. I’ve used it for trivial and important things. I’ve also seen students use it to substitute for things for which *there are no substitute”

…is it, tho? …where’s the judgement? …that shit sure ain’t in the “AI” bit whatever you can get away with cramming under that umbrella…if you feed it to an AI…whether or not you like what it feeds back to you…the last thought that went in to that was yours…so if that was your first & only one of those…whatever you got is a bunch of thoughtlessness…however intelligible the output parses as passing for to the supposedly un-artificial sort that can apply discernment…you know…if we’re throwing about “substitution” as an action on a menu & all

Everyone get their predictions in. Who is the least qualified, most ridiculous person you think will report out a story for 60 Minutes in 2026?

Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) 2026-06-03T16:52:48.810Z

…say…we get that done, yet? …the cancelling, I mean…they always pull some dark arts shit to make that part harder than getting signed up, don’t they?

I spent more time on this piece than almost anything else I've written in the last year. Building a better, more decentralized internet is an inherent necessity if you want a functioning democracy.I hope people find it a useful encapsulation of where we're at.www.liberalism.org/p/enshittifi…

Mike Masnick (@masnick.com) 2026-06-03T16:59:26.375Z

Oh yes. If people read any of the books about libraries over the past 15 years they heard about this. Libraries have been on the front lines of this and many other social crises.

Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T16:50:32.567Z

This was super noticeable when I worked at a public library in the early aughts. Suddenly there were lots of patrons who had never touched a computer before, looking for help bc they were forced to apply online for hotel housekeeping jobs & the like. They quit paying by paper checks around then too.

I think it's also disproportionately falling on younger workers bc they lack connections to get around the AI black hole. So many stories watching my college age kids and their friends job hunt. Only personal/parental connections or public sector internships seem to work. Everything else is awful.

Anna Richland (@annarichland.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:33:51.532Z

It does seem to make the personal campus job fair relevant again. And I've read anecdotes that snail mail resumes get looked at and get replies. My former college athlete has observed that AI does not understand 25 hrs/wk of training is like having a job, she has demonstrated ability to work hard.

Anna Richland (@annarichland.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:33:51.533Z

I do think, as nakedly awful as their recent behavior is, it's an own goal in this respectthey're behaving in such a comically corrupt manner that "we have to pack the supreme court" is becoming a mainstream position in normie dem circles, and none of their actions will save Rs in november

Micah (@rincewind.run) 2026-06-03T16:58:08.868Z

glonzo spotted in several american city council meetings

“.. The public has swung 49 points against data centers in just nine months, underscoring the heightened political salience of the facilities and the AI industry that they embody.”@heatmap.news heatmap.news/politics/ame…

Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T16:58:15.225Z

this is a nuanced issue — like, sometimes there are good reasons to oppose them (energy usage terms, tax incentives, etc), sometimes less good ones — but once the public treats it like this, the nuance stops mattering

An iterative interaction? A credible threat? A return to collaboration? A radical step that remained off the equilibrium path?Gentleman…it's time for some….GAME THEORY.

Stephen Nuñez (@socio-steve.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:01:08.420Z

Yes this is very true. Beyond maybe usage fall offs, the algorithm in Twitter has substantially changed and it's just not pushing views, and also seems to be misrepresenting them even when other metrics are seemingly doing really well. Long to get into but it's really strange.

SwiftOnSecurity (@swiftonsecurity.com) 2026-06-03T18:05:19.282Z

really excited to see the [slur voice] russian liberal position take off among people putatively on the ‘left’

When I say I consider substantial weakening of the federal government and more power going to the states as one of the better options it is only because it's hard to imagine the federal government is its current form being put to a use that isn't evil.

Evan Urquhart (@evanurquhart.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T10:09:12.109Z

“what if we make peace with evil by retreating to our rich little enclaves”

this is not only morally abominable, the position it takes is “if we unconditionally surrender, we will be able to dictate terms.”

yeah, you’re right, evan: a house divided against itself CAN stand

…or…to take a different response chain

given the Jim Crow era im gonna have to really disagree with u on this one

If my choices are a country where freedom does not survive and a country where it survives in pockets, I pick the latter. You feel differently?

Evan Urquhart (@evanurquhart.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T10:17:28.213Z

States pursuing their own approaches required the voting rights act.

Let me put it another way: In order for the federal government to have any role in restraining the racism of the states we'd need to radically remake the Supreme Court. And that is only a prerequisite, on its own it doesn't accomplish anything.

Evan Urquhart (@evanurquhart.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T10:35:28.073Z

So given the extreme and unlikelihood of even getting to step one, I think a much weaker federal government is among the better of our realistic options for the near term.

Evan Urquhart (@evanurquhart.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T10:35:28.074Z

Unless you live in, you know

OK, thought experiment – Imagine every part of the US was uniformly as bad as Nazi Germany. In that scenario, would you consider it even worse if Canada and Mexico had also been taken over by the US military or better if there was still a land border Americans could cross to reach a freer country?

Evan Urquhart (@evanurquhart.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T11:21:25.673Z

Centralized and decentralized structures both have their hypotheticals. In the American context one is historical and the other speculative.

All current history was once speculative future. Right now we’re making choices about what we hope our history will be.

Lots of things are unexpected, including the outcomes of historically informed action. Despite our best efforts, entropy gets a vote.

…eh…entropy remains undefeated…so it’s always voting on the winning side…also voting on the losing side…it’s fucking entropy, innit?

Senate Republicans have officially ditched an effort to fund Trump's White House ballroom

Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T18:12:37.746Z

Trump will have appointed roughly 1/2 of the federal judiciary by the time this is done, full of people like Lane who now have lifetime seats (and thus a thumb) on what we are and are not allowed to do with our democracy.

Any political program that cannot square the need for purges will not survive

Yesterday, the Senate confirmed Katie Lane to a lifetime federal judgeship in Montana even though she earned a rare and embarrassing "not qualified" rating by the American Bar Assn. First of Trump 2.0 court picks to get this rating — and to be confirmed anyway. www.huffpost.com/entry/senate…

Jen Bendery (@jbendery.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:51:47.701Z

The state of the discourse at the other place involves the guy on the left serving as hype man for the guy on the right:

Brian Kerg (@briankerg.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T18:35:39.618Z

…ok…we could have fun down the dort well…but…well

Purges won’t be necessary if the next administration orders the previous election to be invalid.

trump was a convicted felon, which means he should never have been on the ticket.

Every law, every appointment, every action is nullified.

Anyone who interferes can be charged with a crime.

…that’s on the thread that already broached the purge thing…&…ok

Ok well that shits not happening

J.S. Grump (@jsgrumpy.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T18:34:09.969Z

…but…look…I know how it sounds & all

will it happen? almost certainly not.

are they correct? absolutely and we should definitely be talking about it as such

once again

…&…ok…sure…that comes off a thing that’s more than three weeks old & therefore basically at this point never even happened because groundhog day rules & shit

a friendly reminder that “republicans can’t steal an election” is more akin to a religious statement than it is one actually grounded in reality. republicans have been stealing elections but they’re scared so shitless by upcoming midterms that they no longer care if they destroy their own optics.

If Republicans enact their planned gerrymandering, they can lose the popular vote by *4 percent* and *still keep the House.* www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/u…

Eric Umansky (@ericumansky.bsky.social) 2026-05-09T14:46:22.283Z

…the whole sociopathic goodfellas approach to saying the other lot did a thing you’re doing so they get enough defenders to say that’s absurd so when then it’s you & it shouldn’t it sounds just as absurd…but…they can win an election “legit” on paper that is still an illegitimate result…arguably they did…since there’s grounds to have declared the one guy ineligible for the ballot to an extent that an attempt at a write-in end-run would just be a bunch of spoiled ballots…& that’s without invoking the part where the world is well aware that had it not been for a wholly corrupt capture of the operative parts of one hemisphere of the bicameral mind of the senate either or both impeachment would have made that twice over on the disqualifying characteristics of their candidate…he remains…nominally…& lamentably in several functional senses…the incumbent…but he is a criminal & his enterprise is utterly divorced from the stewardship of the national or international interests of a union of anything but fellow-travellers…ain’t polite to say so…& too many fragile feelings & raw geopolitical wounds for there to be any appetite for getting into it…but…once bitten…twice shy…& yet…he “won”…again…”fairly”…so it’s only reasonable that even the ones knotting themselves into pretzels to keep up appearances to the contrary…for the rest of the world that’s a “fool me once, shame on me” scenario…& every damn thing they’ve done for round 2.0 has me wondering if US stuff gets like SpaceX stuff…there’s a market out there straining under the load of all the money it wants to throw at an option that strips that out…if military procurement…famously among the least agile supply chains anyone’s got…can be well on its way to doing the thing…& the cutting edge stuff that isn’t a chatbot is…oh…ok…mostly coming from the other direction…where…what’s this…the batteries are cheaper…the panels are better…the renewable generation is overtaking the cost-efficiencies as it leaps & bounds into sector-share despite the one about building coal-fired power stations every week or whatever…&…you can make that with bamboo now? …shit…wonder where there’s lots of that…is it…iowa…where the earths are rare & the votes are valuable the way that makes those people count for more for less people than the people that get counted that counted coup on more votes than attendees at the coup…never mind…I’m sure it’ll be “great”…whatever they make of it?

Ted Chiang on AI: https://www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2026/06/no-artificial-intelligence-is-not-conscious/687378/

Rage, rage

My best guess is that it’d be nearer to the truth to say that what we might call the traditional model of social media is dying and Bluesky is one of its last outposts.

southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T18:00:18.579Z

Just for me, I find more value in shooting the shit with a few like minded folks than trying to just farm engagement. Bluesky is great for that. I get to make star trek jokes, talk football, and know the few people I engage with aren't Nazis. I love it.

(@wingador.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T18:06:25.862Z

Gonna be fun when they want to start making money…

Aaron "Ayayron" Kitzmiller (@ayayronk.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T18:12:53.160Z

At least, with all the open protocols and stuff, PDS migration and what not, there's a solid, realistic *possibility* of a successful ecosystem fork.

Petter Häggholm (@haggholm.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T23:30:48.594Z

…ok…look…sidebar…boring geek shit incoming…I owe @myopicprophet a post where I do the pro/con thing on some stuff we could do…might wind up not-quite-matching-the-label if we did in a suck-it-&-see sense…so…at the extreme end we archive the whole place…myo goes ham building whatever makes him happiest to have to maintain as a static site we can use like we already do…give or take wordpress & such…& the top part of the posts & the rest of all that doesn’t much change on the front-facing part but maybe the back-end looks a bunch different if you visit that…that stuff arguably myo would have done given half a chance at any time since this place has existed

…part II…is the comments…& again…there’s a “just let myo build lemmy his bulletin board server & fly the OG flag like a bunch of jolly rogers”…&…you splice those…& wind up with a bit that’s boards & a bit that reads like these with the same kind of threaded discussion under those bits that the boards do…maybe it looks a bit like slashdot…or reddit…or a stack-exchange/overflow sort of a deal…cosmetically that’s probably your most noticeable morph

…part II, type II…whether or not he gets free-rein to remodel the upper deck…something else gets plugged into the comments space like it thinks its name is kinja…&…there’s options

…you could go disqus…some of you might already have log-ins for that…might be some pros…also a few cons…I’d need to brush up on it but in the end we wound up with a select bunch of folks…maybe some would select a bigger bunch on their list of potential improvements…but probably most would rank the knowing you don’t have to put up with the stuff you know isn’t in this mix as a feature worth the other thing feeling a bit like a bug…& myo takes his no-trolls-under-this-bridge part more serious than the brothers gruff…so…that never got pushed all that hard

…bluesky…in a sense more like blacksky…is also an option…if you think of it in kinja terms…say you have a sub like group-think…you can spin up your own kinja instance in a more physically distinct sense than attaching your sub to the jezebel vertical…but your little sub-domain is yours to control membership of & you get a suite of moderation options under your local control…so myo gets a door he makes the only guest list to, still…but if you wanted to…you could take your comments & your log-in & your valued company…& de-camp…make bluesky home…or blacksky…& still under some configurations visit any or all of those while riding the same handle…with maybe a different screen-name on different servers…& the bit that would change would be .bsky.social or .blacksky or .deadsplinter.com

…upside fairly easy to see…downside…maybe only myo gives a shit about your stuff this way…but…even as bluesky is building out features in the manner of a platform or an app with group chat features coming soon…fundamentally…despite all the “nuclear block” stuff…it’s an open pipe…everything on the protocol flows through the pipe…if there’s a way to run your own PDS node that lets people post “on main” but keeps everything they say at home just between them & the chickens that came home to roost…which…seems like in theory it might be possible…it is not the way that’s envisaged to work…so…if we aimed to treat it like it kinda did…but actually that left myo scrambling to be able to say the rules hadn’t changed about who might sniff out that you said that how trivially…maybe that’s not as pretty a picture as it looks to begin with

…so…deep breath…mastodon…I know…yes…that’s the one they kludged that truth social bullshit as together as you can call that out of…but…except for the part where it isn’t because it’s a different protocol altogether like the PC/Mac thing…basically…like bluesky…only…if bluesky is Mac instead of the default PC in the comparison then PC plays the hole card that it doesn’t mean Windows…so with mastodon…you can pretty much roll your own

…the usefulness of the “portable” account might dip in value compared to the mileage you might get out of travelling the other waters…but in the functionality…what you can paste in the box that’ll behave how & how much the edit window getting opened is up to us & all that sort of stuff…on paper…for the use case…probably checks the most boxes…& if he takes it upon himself to do it that way…fair chance he does all the account creation for you & you get an email & you log in using your same email/username/password & it just looks different so you barely have to learn how to mastodon

…that said…the silver lining is you could…if you felt like it…skip the posts & actually just live in the comments…by just loading that part like the BBS thing was a stand-alone you could hang in like groupthink without visiting jezebel

…if it were the only thing you fucked with that was on mastodon…you could even make it seem like that lived on its own in an app on your phone without making myo figure out how to put it in a wrapper that said deadsplinter on the homescreen icon…some people…not looking at anyone in particular or anything…might like that…I…can certainly think of a reason or two to see it in a favorable light…ahem…no…it’s…allergies…or…probably dusty in here…I’m fine…I just…uh…need a drink?

…not…”it’s happening”…or…overnight or anything…just…it’s got enough to recommend it that…well…I…might have painted myself in a corner under a sign that says I’ll do the homework & help out for the boring part that probably means takes longer than if he did it on his own but it gets to be my fault if it eventually gets the curtain dropped & everyone decides they hate it…so…something to think about?

“we told you so” is unfortunately deeply unsatisfying in the face of what we told you

Micah (@rincewind.run) 2026-06-03T19:06:18.560Z

…sigh…story of my life…one smart ass that’s known me longer than most tells me my trouble is I need to get worse at volunteering for stuff that needs to get done…&…they…have an annoying habit of being more right than I’d like sometimes

Really amazing to think of the social and ideological bunker you have to be in to think "“He’s like the ‘big balls’ from DOGE but for DOW” is a sentence" is an argument that would convince someone that a given young person is a good hire for a position.

"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux (@bretdevereaux.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T19:12:04.715Z

legitimately cannot understand anyone saying "where did the apocalypse we were told was coming from the oil issues go"gas is up 25%. it will filter to the price of everything, proportionate to how much of that cost is energy. sorry modern apocalypses are boring and slow and creeping

SE Gyges (@segyges.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T19:03:38.655Z

I continue to think about Kracauer's claim that you can see the encroaching fascism in Weimar Germany in the extensive use of sets rather than location shooting. In his account, this was indicative of a society that could not face even momentary contact with unplanned or uncertain events.

Benjamín Schultz-Figueroa (@benjaminschultzfig.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T19:27:17.116Z

They like the Nazi Bar very much. Literally the only reason they are there. Data don’t lie.

funniest thing about the GQ freelancer who did the "Bluesky is a bubble" thread a little bit ago was that he *knew* the engagement was way better here–better than Twitter at its height even–but said the "energy" was better there. He knew Bsky was better for his work, his literal job, and yet.

Gillian Brockell (@gillianbrockell.com) 2026-06-03T19:14:10.370Z

for years and years the social team at wapo tried to get us to understand that it didn't matter if our stories got tweeted on main or not. you could have a thousand retweets and three clickthroughs.

Gillian Brockell (@gillianbrockell.com) 2026-06-03T19:20:48.561Z

A few years ago–before Bluesky!–I mentioned to a colleague Twitter’s full of Nazis, difficult to stomach. He was of the opinion he was reaching the public? But I just went on Nitter to look at his posts and for every intelligent post he gets a raft of nutcase replies! It’s so silly to do this.

He DOES like the Nazi bar. It has influenced his thinking in certain ways but he is not a Nazi? He is the type of intellectual where he leans left about some things (not all) and now he mostly has dumdums to listen to. I don’t get it. Why would you want to wade through all that noxious idiocy?

…I guess…maybe not so many people are deluded enough to think they are the *smartest* person in the room…or…nazi bar…as the case may be…but…like…feeling like they’re in the side of the room that is *smarter*…& think if it’s the biggest room it’s the smartest on aggregate…or…something that works out like that’s what it was…I dunno…I don’t even think I’m the smartest in *this* room…& most days you couldn’t tell if there were more than a couple dozen people I could be lining up as smarter than me…even if you don’t cheat & put all the ones that lurk properly right on it from the jump…but…if you could cherry-pick a room chock-full of people smarter than you…but also smart enough not to need to make anyone feel stupid…& you could hang out in that room for free in your downtime…well…shit…maybe you can have nice things on the internet…it’s…like…wossname…a proof of concept?

here's the thing about the courts: we actually need more judges! everyone is overworked and cases often linger for ages because there's just not enough capacity in the system to get to themwhat I'm saying here is the supreme court isn't the only part of the courts we can pack

Micah (@rincewind.run) 2026-06-03T19:32:17.571Z

@kenwhite.bsky.social, do you have aesthetic standing if viewing a mural causes your blood pressure to spike?

Denys Beecher (@dbeecher.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T19:38:54.164Z

Love this story but also it’s not great that basic free market competition responding to demand is so fun and surprising

nilay patel (@reckless.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T19:58:28.330Z

@kenwhite.bsky.social, do you have aesthetic standing if viewing a mural causes your blood pressure to spike?

Denys Beecher (@dbeecher.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T19:38:54.164Z

he’s sort of a generational poster though

onion person (@junlper.beer) 2026-06-03T19:54:27.229Z

i refuse to think about 2028, but in terms of attackers, i think ossoff has really distinguished himself well over the last six months

Ossoff: Both of my Trump puppet opponents said that they would support this $1.8 billion slush fund for Jan 6 foot soldiers. I'm running against two Trump puppet Maga fanatics who are pro-war, pro-tariff, pro-cutting your health care pro-Jeffrey Epstein memorial ballroom….

Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T01:35:29.886Z

no one can predict what the race to 2028 is going to look like, just stay focused on 2026 for now

Bring on the 2028 primary discourse, actually. Anything other than Maine.

Tristan Palmgren (@tristanpalmgren.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T19:36:03.684Z

The present is Maine discourse stomping on a human face, forever.

Tristan Palmgren (@tristanpalmgren.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T19:37:15.039Z

…maybe…seen more than a few cases made for our lady of the acronym, though…&…I didn’t hate some of those…if we’re being honest…damn, though…0-3 on chances to pick a woman…is a hell of a hole to dig your way out of…& “nobody wanted” warren…even if she had seemingly more plans than policies & they all had paper on them…& she crossed the aisle & couldn’t get out of a center lane if her chances of reincarnation depended on it…maybe if she’d gone on SNL & done a skit where she was a sassy barmaid in a dive somewhere putting a bunch of drunks in their place & still pulling down tips…she’d have got more pledges at the frat-bowl that time…never mind…I’m sure it’ll buff out

“Sir the Iranians have targeted multiple regional countries with ballistic missiles overnight”“Get out the swimming pool chart”

James (@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T20:15:02.915Z

Speaker Mike Johnson is the most incompetent, feckless, pathetic speaker in American history. He has neutered an important institution and badly damaged our democracy. He will be remembered as a sniveling coward and an enabler of the worst president ever. *That* is an objective fact.

Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T16:32:41.868Z

Spencer Pratt is kind of a fascinating phenomenon because much like trump he's famous for being on TV *where he was manifestly, obviously, unquestionably a stupid insane piece of shit* and a significant fraction of people are like "yes I would like to be led by this madman"

Hemry, Local Bartender (@bartenderhemry.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T16:30:00.702Z

One of my favorite genres of think tank product is “warmonger gets the war they so badly wanted and it’s sinking in how fucked it’s going”

belt and road was sold as if it were a foreign policy, but the truth is that it was always primarily about exporting china's dysfunctional domestic economy abroad

Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li (@sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com) 2026-06-03T14:35:23.168Z

holy shit — if I was Scott Bessent and I worked for Trump I would probably not be trying to score political points on Epstein coverups

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-06-03T14:35:25.549Z

Doing a deal requires him to be conciliatory toward Iran, which he can’t do because he can’t tolerate looking weak so he’s stuck. Took 80 years but he finally met a consequence of his actions he can’t bullshit his way out of

my like 60 percent confident take from the start of all this is that the strait is not ever opening back up so long as Trump is in the chair. even if President Pedophile could be trusted to stick to a deal (he can't) he'd straight up forget about it 3 hours later

ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) 2026-06-03T14:11:03.984Z

Attacking Iran was so obviously, heinously stupid that he should’ve been impeached for that alone. That there’s no whiff of it even now speaks to how rotten the whole political system is

Right, I don't want to lionize Iran here, but getting randomly punched in the face by some brat, having the brat's parents shrug and look at you like you're at fault, and then having the brat continually shout about how they're going to punch you again… of course Iran isn't going to play ball

(@wowthatscoolmyguy.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T14:48:53.167Z

Trump has betrayed Iran over and over and over again for going a decade now, and capped it off with a Pearl Harbor style sneak attack that massacred most of the current leader's family and then a triple tap strike on a girls' elementary school. now he can't even articulate a consistent set of asks

ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) 2026-06-03T14:15:32.941Z

"Traders on oil and oil futures markets, being either deluded by the media or blinded by wishful thinking or simply incapable of believing that the president of the United States is as stupid and insane as he in fact is, have consistently expected the strait to open back up soon."

ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) 2026-06-03T14:24:35.660Z

In light of the Roberts Court emphatically clarifying that the voting rights era really is OVER and that the nation’s laws and constitution can henceforth only be used to *curtail* the right of minorities to vote, I am reposting my series of essays on the history of multiracial democracy:

Thomas Zimmer (@thomaszimmer.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T14:15:33.957Z

An experienced, well-connected investigative reporter with a great reputation, personal loyalty, and nothing but time is a formidable enemy to assign yourself.

In a statement to @benmullin.bsky.social, Scott Pelley disputes what Bari Weiss said in this morning's editorial meeting, claiming he was never offered "a way back" as she claimed."These executives cannot gain the trust of the staff with lies. This is antithetical to everything we stand for…"

Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T15:20:41.963Z

Imagine not realizing that this dude specifically knows plenty of attorneys who would very much enjoy wiping the floor with you & your lackeys

Mo Ryan (@moryan.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T16:45:06.318Z

…fuck

And you don’t have pull with anybody he would want to work for.

…I

Sometimes the job I do is very hard but I do enjoy the slow-dawning realization that sometimes hits jerkweeds: I don't work for them & they have no juice with anyone I respect. There is no threat that works. For a lot of us, the pay & hours aren't great — but that part? Priceless.

Mo Ryan (@moryan.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T16:48:23.284Z

…I didn’t

"The last person who told me how to do my job was a cardinal archbishop and I didn't listen to HIM. What makes you think YOU gotta shot here, pal?"

Allison Hantschel (@allisonhantschel.com) 2026-06-03T16:51:36.448Z

…start drinking

I have gotten thundering threats from bad people minions& there is a specific deliciousness to this: i often must describe to my side's lawyers who those people are. they simply do not know. big Glinda the Good Witch energy: "You have no power here! Now begone, before somebody drops a house on you!"

Mo Ryan (@moryan.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T16:54:05.512Z

…before

My experience with this isn't even close to your scale, but there have been moments, and by God there's no better feeling than listening to some idiot yell themselves hoarse while you sit quietly and record it all.

Norm Wilner (@normwilner.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:02:34.563Z

…I

"You understand this is all on the record, right?"

Norm Wilner (@normwilner.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T17:03:19.973Z

…got up today, did I?

As I get older, I get increasingly hostile about "where are the kids taking us" pearl-clutching. Are the kids the ones destroying our society right now? No, that's the Boomer President with the backing of a Boomer/Gen-X Congress and the majority of Boomer/Gen-X voters.

Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T14:16:24.707Z

…but…mmmooooooooommmmmm…I get josh on my phone…why you gotta always be such a bitch, anyway?

…oh…& for potential extra farscy-favors…like…I dunno…scooby snacks…or atomic gobstoppers if you OG enough you rolled with metal mickey…let’s have a round-up, shall we?

…one of five is for sure a replay if you actually play your way all the way through all of those…maybe more than one but one for sure…but…that’s ren x5…& the last entry dropped in the last day?

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  1. Ryan Cooper’s skeet says 60% chance that Hormuz will never open with Trump in power. I think he’s underestimating it — I think it’s 100% that it will never reopen until Trump is gone. For exactly all the reasons outlined. Iran holds every. single. card.

    • …whichever strip of (presumably a monday) daily show ended with olivia munn performatively failing to play a guitar had a stewart-adjacent montage of the recursive rhetorical loopy-whirly stalled-out holding pattern with some helpful date captions on the otherwise easy to confuse iterations

      …so…yeah…not betting against any of that…or you…or ryan…ideally I wouldn’t be getting peer pressured into laying bets in the first place but I have this dysfunctionally codependent thing going with reality where I never quite seem to find alternative accommodation that seems like it’ll really be there if I commit to the deposit?

  2. Comparing the 24 year old newbie grad from a pseudo military academy hired for “counter terrorism” to Big Ballz is really off putting to the noob. Big Ballz (allegedly) harrassed a teen black female and got the shit (not allegedly) beat out of him.

    Half the of ALL people have are below average. Common sense really don’t mean shit. It’s usually code for “I have some really fucking stupid simple ideas for complex problems.”

    • …not to split hairs or get picky about who has nits or anything…but you might be getting your flashheart types

      …mixed up with what upon closer inspection do appear to be rather more in the way of…cunning plans?

      …there…are a lot of them…judging by the vomit stains fortune’s left on this eiderdown, anyhow?

  3. I am firmly convinced that SpaceX will one day be discussed in both history and business courses as one of the greatest scams ever perpetrated. Like Enron is now but much, much worse. And the worst part is that it’s being aided and abetted by a vast conspiracy of people in the finance community, none of whom will ever face any consequences.

    • …you’re probably right…your boy got seniority on me, there

      …nearly went with…wha’ blow/blow wha’…I figure I’ve thrown in the taskforce number enough it’s in with a shot at a locally effective idiom…but…failed to have the courage of that particular conviction…plus it would have lost me the thin pretext for the excerpt…so…the needle I tried to thread was to splice that banton onto a little craggy isle?

      …spell it how you hear it in your head…or heid…if it was good enough for the waverly fella that was a big enough deal they named the train station in the big city that…probably good enough for a foreign beggar like me?

  4. …oh…all right then…what does the sensible lady say about the not-so-sensible-seeming selective bias, then?

    …hmm

    …but can you blame him…nobody will change this daiper he’s soiled

    …ok…maybe he ran out of clean ones to change into because the laundry service isn’t what it was when you could still stack national secrets in the shed &/or shitter

    …ok…we get it…even in a sensible voice it still sounds like a cartoon financed by stephen colbert starring something close enough to cartman south park might sue even if you call it trumplethinskin norelation…he’s…you know…just…that guy…off the telly…that “people” “want” to “do” “this”…I dunno…nobody read them enough bedtime stories when they were little or something, I expect?

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