Constantine – DeadSplinter

The Runaway Guys Charity Stream Returns for Year 3 (Updated with Results)

UPDATE: Despite competing directly against Games Done Quick, the TRG Colosseum blew away its previous records, and raised $231,400 for Direct Relief. (original article below) This coming weekend, the collaborative

Deep Dives: Who Does Your Base Belong To?

25/3/20 Constantine 5

Let’s face it folks, we are the new wave of the bored. It fucking sucks out there right now, we all know it. So I thought I’d take a dive

Birds of Prey, or How DC Figured out How to be Funny

12/2/20 Constantine 8

Back in the heady days of early 2016, when Batman v Superman came out, DC was heavy handed about its unwillingness for its characters to inject levity in the way

Breaking Point Status: Reached

10/2/20 Constantine 15

Not like we didn’t know that already, but the unfettered love of Biff has completely corrupted any sanity left in the Republican party. Mitt Romney took a principled stand, something

Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.

6/2/20 Constantine 3

In another move by the Biff administration to take action against anyone who disagrees with its policies, the Hill is reporting that the acting director of USCIS, Ken Cuccinelli, has

Jesus Christ

2/2/20 Constantine 10

I got nothing. (h/t to Awesomes Razor; sadly, the tweet has been deleted)

Jamboroo: Looking for Ray Finkle…And a Clean Pair of Shorts! [30/1/20]

30/1/20 Constantine 12

Superb Owl time! Time to search for the next Ray Finkle. You know the guy; the utter goat whose mistake in the big one haunts him forever, and causes him

On Kobe

27/1/20 Constantine 5

By now, unless you’ve been in a cave for the past day, you know that former NBA star Kobe Bryant, his daughter, and seven others perished in a helicopter crash

Antonio Brown Seems Fine

22/1/20 Constantine 6

When last we looked in on the latest version of the diva wide receiver, he had repeatedly fucked himself over; first with a helmet issue, then essentially forcing his way

How is Horse Racing Still a Thing?

20/1/20 Constantine 6

Seriously. Horse racing is a thing still. I don’t know how that is, but the yearly hat festival that is the Kentucky Derby still exists, and the Triple Crown annually