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Hi all, thanks for all your concern for us Louisianians. The picture of Ida in Southern Louisiana is starting to come into focus and I thought I’d update you from

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Songs I’ve Cried To

28/8/20 Hello America 33

The other day, I was transported to my college apartment, and I remembered sobbing to this song. I don’t remember why. You know how sometimes a visceral memory just hits

You might say to me, “you don’t have to vote for him.” That’s true. But one of them will be president and I want to at least pretend I have some power over which one that is. I just cannot give all my agency up in this situation. It goes against my nature. Being ruled by men who mistreat women is a constant, fixed part of our story. It’s familiar. I won’t regret doing my best to cope when faced with an impossible choice.

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Price of Death Comes Here Cheap

8/5/20 Hello America 32

A song that makes me feel cooler than I am when I play it loud.

Original Sin

3/4/20 Hello America 9

In New Orleans, we’d said this year was cursed. We didn’t know how cursed it could be, while we now watch in horror as we lose our brethren, our community

C U Next Tuesday: I hope

17/3/20 Hello America 24

Guys, I am too scrambled to do this post this week. There are too many cunts to count and I truly cannot focus my anger right now. Feel free to

Is this a harbinger of what’s to come?

13/3/20 Hello America 10

Louisiana has postponed its presidential primary. I’m about to vomit with anxiety. Louisiana’s presidential primary just got postponed two months. It was in April, now in June. Setting aside the

This one’s for you, Bernie

11/3/20 Hello America 12

I know I’m not the only one here hoping for a miracle. I know it’s a long shot, even though about half the delegates are still up for grabs. Unfortunately,

C U Next Tuesday: The First Horsecunts of the Apocalypse

10/3/20 Hello America 22

Welcome to this week’s installment of C U Next Tuesday, where I scrape some gum off the sidewalk and write about it. It would be difficult to ignore some of

The coronavirus feels like justice.

9/3/20 Hello America 43

As a self-described “good person,” I have to ask myself why I am having such a strong draw toward my most monstrous instinct: rooting for the virus. It’s not a

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