MatthewCrawley – DeadSplinter

Food You Can Eat: Bar Le Duc (Red Currant Jam)

This is a very time-consuming but soothing and satisfying thing to make. This is a French recipe so to prepare for our trip to France (we fly out on the

Food You Can Eat: Cousin Mattie’s Lazy Poor Man’s Corned Beef Hash and Eggs

11/2/26 MatthewCrawley 2

You GUYZ!!! I was rooting through some papers and files in my hoarder house home office (we’re setting up a family trust; I’ll spare you the gory details) and I

O/T Overnight: The Insomnia Edition

31/12/25 MatthewCrawley 5

Insomnia. I don’t really recommend it, but I suffer from it. It’s part of the freelance life. My work has dried up because my sources have off between Christmas and

New York State of Mind (DOT 28/12/25)

28/12/25 MatthewCrawley 13

Hello friends! I’m sure RIP will be along any minute to give you the real DOT but in the meantime I have a question. I know the D/S commentariat is

Mamdanonium! (NOT 10/11/25)

10/11/25 MatthewCrawley 10

I didn’t see a NOT so I thought I’d spout off. Here in NYC people are losing their minds over Comrade Zohran. Some see him as the fifth horseman of

Is There No Saturday Morning Brain Drain?

25/10/25 MatthewCrawley 13

Alright, I’ll bite. What I read: Everything to do with Trump chums Eric Adams and Handsy Cuomo’s efforts to knock mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani out of the race, including deporting

Food You Can Eat: Maultaschen

16/3/25 MatthewCrawley 3

You know how I told you that when I was in West Germany, shameless slut that I was, I had two boyfriends, one American and one Deutsch. Let’s pause for

Food You Can Eat: Random Celebrity Recipe: Gene Hackman’s Steak Diane

7/3/25 MatthewCrawley 5

I should just move to Texas. Or Argentina or Brazil. I love steak in all its forms.

DOT: 1/3/25

1/3/25 MatthewCrawley 21

…and I would rather be anywhere else than here today

Food You Can Eat: Parmesan Spaghetti Bowl

27/2/25 MatthewCrawley 2

Yes, friends! Here’s an easy (albeit expensive, given the cost of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese nowadays) way to impress your dinner guests. If Italy stands up to Trump’s tariff war and