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I died in an automobile accident just over a century ago, right after my wife/cousin gave birth to my son.
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Food You Can Eat: Bar Le Duc (Red Currant Jam)

25/3/26 MatthewCrawley 7

This is a very time-consuming but soothing and satisfying thing to make. This is a French recipe so to prepare for our trip to France (we fly out on the

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Food You Can Eat: Cousin Mattie’s Lazy Poor Man’s Corned Beef Hash and Eggs

11/2/26 MatthewCrawley 2

You GUYZ!!! I was rooting through some papers and files in my hoarder house home office (we’re setting up a family trust; I’ll spare you the gory details) and I

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O/T Overnight: The Insomnia Edition

31/12/25 MatthewCrawley 5

Insomnia. I don’t really recommend it, but I suffer from it. It’s part of the freelance life. My work has dried up because my sources have off between Christmas and

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New York State of Mind (DOT 28/12/25)

28/12/25 MatthewCrawley 13

Hello friends! I’m sure RIP will be along any minute to give you the real DOT but in the meantime I have a question. I know the D/S commentariat is

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Mamdanonium! (NOT 10/11/25)

10/11/25 MatthewCrawley 10

I didn’t see a NOT so I thought I’d spout off. Here in NYC people are losing their minds over Comrade Zohran. Some see him as the fifth horseman of

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Is There No Saturday Morning Brain Drain?

25/10/25 MatthewCrawley 13

Alright, I’ll bite. What I read: Everything to do with Trump chums Eric Adams and Handsy Cuomo’s efforts to knock mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani out of the race, including deporting

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Food You Can Eat: Maultaschen

16/3/25 MatthewCrawley 3

You know how I told you that when I was in West Germany, shameless slut that I was, I had two boyfriends, one American and one Deutsch. Let’s pause for

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Food You Can Eat: Random Celebrity Recipe: Gene Hackman’s Steak Diane

7/3/25 MatthewCrawley 5

I should just move to Texas. Or Argentina or Brazil. I love steak in all its forms.

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DOT: 1/3/25

1/3/25 MatthewCrawley 21

…and I would rather be anywhere else than here today

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Food You Can Eat: Parmesan Spaghetti Bowl

27/2/25 MatthewCrawley 2

Yes, friends! Here’s an easy (albeit expensive, given the cost of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese nowadays) way to impress your dinner guests. If Italy stands up to Trump’s tariff war and

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  • Sunday Funday [NOT 10/5/26]
  • Deadsplinter Up! All Night: What’s The Hassle
  • …it’s due [DOT 10/5/26]
  • Carded And you Know You’re An Old [NOT 9/5/26]
  • Deadsplinter Up! All Night : I’m Not Your Buddy, Guy
  • Saturday Morning Brain Drain [09/05/26]
  • Weekend Vibes [DOT 9/5/26]
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  • MegMegMcGee: Yay plants! No judgment here!!
  • SplinterRIP: ...ah yes...the wisdom of crowds(-ourcing?) https://bsky.app/profile/emilymbender.bsky.social/post/3mljoflahrc2w https://bsky.app/profile/adamjkucharski.bsky.social/post/3ml7cjvtqzs26 https://bsky.app/profile/mcenkidu.bsky.social/post/3ml7eryudqs2p https://bsky.app/profile/adamjkucharski.bsky.social/post/3mlaoog7zg22m https://bsky.app/profile/mcenkidu.bsky.social/post/3mlaqg5wk4c2x https://bsky.app/profile/mcenkidu.bsky.social/post/3mlit63yevc27 https://bsky.app/profile/no-ky.bsky.social/post/3mlicpylvgs2g Once again...I am an accountant. I reset the…
  • farscythe: lol....i like that one
  • Loveshaq: https://youtu.be/XE7N6ANYhjA?si=Z76ug8xurKVeqDYW
  • Luigi Vuoto: https://youtu.be/_nh2pF8tyyE?si=gJ-oavEtAK0rGjMO
  • farscythe: oh man..they almost went greek there in the middle anyways https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_HSeOlLGg
  • SplinterRIP: ...what do you know...meet the new boss monday...same as the old boss monday https://bsky.app/profile/reichlinmelnick.bsky.social/post/3mljm36cpis2n ...so...this how weekends work now? ...if…
  • farscythe: yeah we still have the get your pills tested booths here..usually they are police affiliated and they arent always present..…
  • farscythe: recreational use of fentanyl is pretty limited here...but the police is worried about it potentially getting cut into other drugs..…
  • SplinterRIP: ...in for a penny...at...ten a ha'penny...or...what's that in dimes to the bakers' dozen? folks, the idea is out there. Virginia…
  • SplinterRIP: ...I see how this works now...it's the ol' "I'm not the one losing it you're the one that's out of…
  • SplinterRIP: ...can we all just agree it might have been better if I'd just stayed in bed today...like...for science or something?…
  • SplinterRIP: ...I dunno...I bitch about a lotta whiny little bitches a lot & it's easy to lose track ...I...think I had…
  • SplinterRIP: ...this is not exactly my wheelhouse...but...back when ebenezer goode was in the charts I knew a chem undergrad or two...&...well...it's…
  • Loveshaq: The next steps in our de-evolution? https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/peter-thiels-palantir-the-company?r=npy84
  • brightersideoflife: Is fentanyl a US problem and not a thing in other countries that have recreational drug usage? Or is it…
  • SplinterRIP: ...on the off-chance anyone at home is keeping score...yes...it's the same for me...the top feels like a long way away…
  • SplinterRIP: ...not sure? ...but I can think of two times in the past that I wasn't that stand out in my…
  • farscythe: i last got carded a few months ago...when the gubment passed a law what says anyone buying cigarettes must be…
  • brightersideoflife: A few weeks ago the cashier at Trader Joe's carded me to buy some wine. I thanked him for asking…
  • Luigi Vuoto: Buddy Miles was also Jimi Hendrix' drummer in the Band of Gypsies.
  • Luigi Vuoto: The last time I got carded, I was sporting fake IDs.
  • ManchuCandidate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Gt46aX9Z4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qQzuvfvBdE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dffFZom1Mac Some Canadian Dark Humor...
  • ManchuCandidate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTUhnIY3oRM Speaking of which
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": I’m not your guy, friend! https://youtu.be/_ug_fes1fEI?si=yIzlN1Uq95q3Uymt
  • Loveshaq: https://youtu.be/QSwf0zuJu_I?si=QEnEgVyQ17owIt4o
  • SplinterRIP: ...jimi...was kinda a wise old head, really...hard to argue with that part, right enough
  • farscythe: i mean..its hendrix....sure as fuck sounds like blues....im gonna count it.. sides...ive had a lot of friends what looked liked…
  • SplinterRIP: ...wait...I think it might count...if he recorded that with that band of gypsys lot...one of them was a buddy...iirc? ...which…
  • SplinterRIP: ...hmm...not sure if this qualifies...might come back with a buddy or a guy...but...jimi get a pass most places...& I always…
  • farscythe: thanks mate! now ive got another buddy rabbithole to follow drummer/singers are rare....and this stuff is good
  • Luigi Vuoto: https://youtu.be/8I9s9HUFp2k?si=ALNnm38LBqrfxcfa https://youtu.be/ZcrcgVVH3HI?si=8mFiKRtqlLr7B1q8
  • farscythe: i should be getting driven crazy by football hype here by now... there is none... nobodies talking about it..no football…
  • Luigi Vuoto: Also, I really like the Midlake band. I'm not sure why. This song plays in my head a lot. Again,…
  • Luigi Vuoto: We've been watching some Nordic noir. I don't remember the names any more because they all run together in my…
  • brightersideoflife: I don't know anyone who loves football/soccer enough to spend $$$/ticket plus travel to see a World Cup game, and…
  • SplinterRIP: ...I barely speak sports & everything...but I'd be real curious to compare & contrast with a few of these? https://bsky.app/profile/lavidagata.bsky.social/post/3mlgs2hxwmc2v…
  • SplinterRIP: ...it's...basically all jeff bezos' fault
  • SplinterRIP: ...so...one of the ways I've been lucky in life is that I got to go to the carribean...more than once...I...didn't…
  • brightersideoflife: Seriously, man, get your act together here. You're embarassing yourself with this oversight.
  • bryanlsplinter: I have not watched Babylon 5. I acknowledge this as a personal failing.
  • brightersideoflife: This is bad writing - Pedestrian dies after being hit by Frontier Airlines plane that was taking off at Denver…
  • brightersideoflife: I'm debating planting more summer veggies. Seedlings are ready, I'm sick of bringing them inside at night. But also, we…
  • brightersideoflife: I watched a documentary called Thirst Trap about this twentysomething guy in the pandemic who basically built an entire social…
  • SplinterRIP: ...hmm...litRPG, you say? ...having battered my way through the carl-adjacent dungeon crawling until I ran out of re-ups with indecent…
  • ManchuCandidate: Babylon 5's on Prime so I started (re-re-re watching that.) I saw "No Time To Die." It made me cry…
  • HammerZeitgeist: *scrolls through Taken* *throws phone out window* *retrieves phone and lies to self about only using Duck Duck Go from…
  • SplinterRIP: ...not to be all flippant about the dark bits...but I have to think between the "just in every conceivable way…
  • bryanlsplinter: Shorter version: https://bsky.app/profile/gothamgirlblue.com/post/3mleihzaya22k
  • bryanlsplinter: I saw that and I like the attitude, at first blush. Republicans all the way up to Trump ignore any…

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