Hope everyone had a good weekend. Nothing too exciting going on here…let’s see what’s going on out there…
WTF Kansas?
‘Stressed beyond her limits’: co-owner of Kansas newspaper dies after police raid
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/13/marion-county-record-co-owner-joan-meyer-dies-kansas-police-raid
More, locally:
So awful.
Hawaii fires: questions arise over response as death toll rises to 93 – as it happened
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2023/aug/13/hawaii-fires-lahaina-maui-death-toll-rises
OMG I couldn’t care less about these people
Stonks!
U.S. judge sends FTX’s Sam Bankman-Fried to jail over witness tampering
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/11/us-judge-sends-sam-bankman-fried-to-jail-over-witness-tampering.html
Sprots! Big weekend for all you Blue Jays fans!
Reiterating that National Parks will fuck you up if you give them the chance!
Boy, 13, survives after falling 100ft from Grand Canyon’s north rim
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/13/boy-survives-fall-grand-canyon
Today in Cute:
Have a good Monday!
OMG I couldn’t care less about these people
But it was a stretch for them to keep both homes! I’m obviously being sarcastic. How tone deaf can you be?
I hate it when local news tries to make a distant disaster into a local angle especially over trivial shit.
The MSM in Canada is pretty fucked up thanks to RW newsie dipshits.
I safely emerged from a couple of different national parks last week by following a complex array of rules:
1. Don’t walk up to the edge of anything that’s high.
2. Don’t fuck with elk.
The few times I’ve seen elk, it seems like they travel in much bigger gangs, er, herds than deer, which I’d think makes it more likely they’d get together to kick your butt if you messed with one.
Concur. Elk had a serious “I will take exactly zero shit from you” attitude. Might have something to do with the fact that they’re HUGE.
I just don’t try to pet any wildlife, because the wildlife doesn’t deserve harassment by me or other people. Despite definitely being the kind of moron who thinks a bear would be a great hugger.
Captain Combover had a bad weekend. I’ll cry tomorrow.
Why Georgia’s case against Trump could be so damaging
Racketeering, y’all.
Trump’s attempt to move his Manhattan trial to federal court handed Alvin Bragg a massive win
Loose Cannon can’t save him. No matter what stupid games she plays, Jack Smith has got her pinned down with the Jan 6 investigation in DC Federal Court going ahead.
Instead of letting Trump use her court as the opening salvo to save himself, she allowed Jack Smith to do an end run around her which has backfired on Trump.
Watching all of these different jurisdictions slowly close their jaws around Trump is fascinating.
The problem is, there’s so many lines of attack it’s going to reinforce the MAGA narrative that this is “politically motivated.” The dude is completely surrounded and sinking fast. If he wasn’t despicable, I’d almost feel sorry for him. But he is despicable, so fuck him.
The multiple jurisdictions and multiple felonies reinforce the non-MAGA view that the Trumps are a criminal family and were criming big time at the expense of the US and that the moron MAGAts/spineless GOPers are the enablers who let it happen because they’re weak, stupid and/or easily duped by a con man.
The sad, hilarious thing to me is that I’ve read/seen my share of “The PReznit is a Traitor!” thrillers and they usually make the Dem the “traitor.” Now, in real life it is the GOP and their moron alleged “patriot” crowd that enabled an actual criminal/traitor to gain the highest office in the land.
He also has the Ruby Freeman (election worker) and E. Jean Carroll followup civil trials, and there are hints that Smith has another grand jury investigation of Trump’s PAC going on.
The GOP has had too much success getting the press to But Her Emails 2.0 with Hunter Biden, but it’s harder to manage when actual trials are going on, as opposed to easier to ignore Trump scandals in 2016.
True. Nobody needs to “release a statement” about Trump. If he’s in court, the press gotta be there and report on it.
As for Jose, he was the Toronto Blue Jays for the 2010s.
All it took was a slight tweak in his swing and the next thing you know he hit 54 Hrs in his breakout season.
His Game 5 7th inning Hr against Texas won the series for a team that was in the Playoffs for the first time in 22 years combined with THE BAT FLIP of the era to the dismay of Texas fans who would rather pretend that Roughned Odor’s knockout of him in 2016 was some epic baseball moment.
It might have held true if the sore losers from Texas didn’t get their teeth kicked in again playoff time in Toronto for the 2nd year in a row (I was there at the clinching game.)
Sucks if you’re a Pittsburgh Pirates fan though.
I was watching that Game 5, and that whole inning leading up to Bautista’s legendary bat flip was completely insane. Absolutely in the running for single wildest inning in MLB history.
My emotions…
Shock.
Rage.
Dismay (the umps rightfully upheld the run)
Embarrassment (as drunken yobs threw everything down in rage.)
Open mouthed amazement as the Texas infield collectively shit the bed
Joy
A primal scream of joy after 22 years of disappointment, enabling Roger “Roids” Clemens and Gord “The Idiot” Ash as GM.
I have an uncle from Marion, KS, so it looks like I’ll be pinging him this week for some “insights”.
This morning in ballsy moves.
I was behind a Jetta going under the speed limit in the fast lane on the interstate.
License plate: SAVAGE
Definitely a savage move to drive like that.
How the sausage gets made:
https://nitter.net/RobertMackey/status/1690949012755709952
Reporter does the usual yelling of questions at president deal, this time trying to get a reaction on Maui.
British tabloid The Daily Mail doesn’t hear the answer and cites a lip reader to claim Biden no commented.
Mainstream Bloomberg reporter then treats the Mail account as verbatim truth.
What do you call racist snowflakes?
Republicans
The Arkansas Department of Education suddenly killed AP African American History in the state, right before school starts and classes had alreadybeen planned.
https://arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2023/08/12/arkansas-education-department-nixes-ap-african-american-studies-course-at-last-minute
The GOP has latched onto the fact that DC and NYC elites care wildly about rumors about Yale, and nothing about entire states in the South.
Meanwhile in WV, programs at the state university system are being slashed. It won’t be possible to get a masters or PhD in math anymore. But yeah, Stanford kids protest right wingers.
This article buries what is happening in WV. Up front it headlines how enrollment projections fell short, and the system is facing a possible deficit of $45 million. Sounds bad!
https://www.chronicle.com/article/why-is-west-virginia-u-making-sweeping-cuts
But far, far down it finally gets around to noting that WV’s debt load for the university system is $35 million per year. And of course, if the state — or federal government — had simply funded the system up front, it wouldn’t have any debt load at all.
Meanwhile Joe Manchin and the WV GOP are glad to back out of state giveways in the billions, and then moan about outsiders out to get them.
Sweet Home, Florida!
Seems Tommy Tuneless is not an Alabama guy.
Alabama Senator lives in Florida.
This is my biggest fear when Sea Fair comes to town. Luckily it crashed into a parking lot.
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2023/08/14/airshow-russian-fighter-jet-crash-michigan-willow-run-belleville-thunder-over-michigan-ntsb-faa/70587808007/
It doesn’t take much organization to sow chaos and anarchy.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna99598
Damn. I should be saving these links for Thursday.