Ban Men. [DOT 22/10/20]

To paraphrase:

When [Men] sends its people, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people


“a total and complete shutdown of [Men] entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.”


HAND IN HIS PANTS IN NEW ‘BORAT’ SCENE … Prompted Rudy’s Call to Cops
https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/21/rudy-giuliani-hand-in-pants-borat-sequel-compromising-scene/



[To be fair, I have been on multiple Zooms with the many men of Deadsplinter, and not a one ‘took, it out’.]

Keep it in your pants guys, otherwise we’re going to have to ban you.

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23 Comments

  1. hey, wait a moment, is this

    a new logo at the top? it wasn’t there yesterday, was it? I’d notice it if it was (I hope!). anyway, it looks good!

  2. When I was seventy six
    It was a very bad year,
    It was a very bad year for hitting on under aged girls
    On soft satin sheets
    I was caught pulling my meat
    Then Borat got pics
    When I was seventy six.

  3. I am so very annoyed and nonplussed by the odious shenanigans of these successful, professional men. Some men, especially in these Trumpian times, apparently believe that their private parts should be publicly worshiped. Nope. I remember when people were arrested for public indecency or lewd activities with a minor. Now it is just part of the never-ending news cycle.

    Important note: The gentlemen of DeadSplinter are gentlemen – and I know that they are equally appalled.

  4.  New Zoom meeting rule for men – hands on the table at all times. 

    And no Jonathan Zimmerman, I’m not upset because he was masturbating. I’m angry because he was, willfully or not, masturbating in front of people who didn’t consent to being part of his bad sexual judgement. Which is something men do to women all the time. And yes, I will make jokes about it, not because I’m a prude, but because Toobin deserves mockery for being stupid and childish enough to think it was okay to do while at work, with other people at the meeting, video on or not. Warning to Zimmerman’s colleagues at The Daily News. Don’t look under his desk at staff meetings, or insist that he has a modesty panel installed. 

    How long are Rudy’s shirts anyway? It looks like he’s tucking for sure.

     

    • Hannibal, OMG – modesty panel!

      Quick – go launch a GoFundMe!

      Hannibal’s Modesty Panels – For those special times when you absolutely have to stroke it, but can’t get out of work!

      • There’s obviously a market for them, lol. I’m gonna be rich!

        Love the new logo.

          • Act now and you’ll receive our patented tongue guard at no extra charge! Protect yourself from sexual harassment lawsuits and embarrassing arrests for the low price of  $19.99!

  5. Damn!  There goes my Wednesday Steel contribution!

  6. Jesus Christ, I get mortified whenever I catch myself about to pick my nose while on Zoom. Who are these people, and why do they think a meeting is a good time to whip it out?

  7. huh….a dutch hacker hacked trumps twitter.,.again…tho…im not sure you could really call it hacking… apparently trumpys password was maga2020!
    the last time he got hacked the password was yourefired
    me finks ole donny could do with a lesson or two about the cyber…

  8. You, the music, and these hackers – I’m really liking the Dutch!

    • fwiw…im actually british lol
      (legally anyway…british passport..born in the netherlands)

      • I’m pretty fond of the British Deadsplinters too. 😁


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  10. what will happen if the house impeaches trump? will that take precedence and delay the sc vote?

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