I have no idea how everyone missed this last month, as it’s the funniest thing Trump has ever said, but in case you haven’t seen the reports about Mango Unchained’s fear of soup, read this: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-deadly-cans-of-soup_n_5f4fbcc6c5b69eb5c0379f01
2. Gazpacho (on cold days; never throw a cold soup on a warm day)
3. New England Clam Chowder
4. Matzah ball soup
5. Italian Wedding Soup
6. Kapusniak (Cabbage soup)
7. Split pea and ham
8. Kimchi Guk
9. Split pea (vegetarian)
10. Hot and sour soup
11. Minnestrone
12. Mulligatawny
13. Tomato
14. Tortilla soup
15. French Onion soup (with melted cheese)
16. Broccoli Cheddar
17. Pho
18. Corn Chowder
19. Manhattan Clam Chowder
20. Beef and barley
21. Cream of mushroom
22. Chicken noodle
23. Chicken with stars
24. Butternut squash bisque
25. Lobster bisque (please do not waste this on a fascist)
26. Consomme
27. Getting hit by a Cambpell’s truck
28. No, this is soup for my family.
Alternative headline: “Let’s Remember Some Soups”
OMG.
what…no mustard soup?
i mean…its not like its edible..might as well throw it
(okay okay…thats largely based on the soup they served in a previous jobs cantine….the chef was less than stellar….i never forgave that soup)
Anyone who attempted to serve you “mustard soup” is clearly a terrorist. Possession of mustard soup was banned by the Geneva Convention.
I would think Hot & Sour and Broccoli Cheddar would be higher. Also, a Mulligan Stew would be appropriate though not technically a soup. Maybe you need to do a stew version?
No, I’m sorry, our big wet president was very specific on this being a soup issue, not a stew issue. I’m happy to remember some stews in a different post, but please don’t try to confuse the issue of Antifa attacking America with soup, thank you. (Unless you ARE Antifa and are trying to cast doubt on this clearly true account of soup being used as an attack in which case Rand Paul is looking for your documents.)
Shit, I’ve been outed, I think I need to go into hiding.
Throw Burgoo at Rand Paul before you go underground.
You throw this only at the people you love.
Bah. Your lobster sauce can be thrown freely. French onion soup should never be wasted on fascists.
Strong disagree. The FO would be at the top of my list of chuckable soups.
Campbell’s Unveils New “Homestyle Chunky Antifa Missile Stew”
Oh, we gonna fite now.
I was hoping to keep it civil, but yeah….
fuckmuppet! always good to learn new words
and while I was in imgur:
This is bisque for my family.
If you have to throw a bisque, make it tomato. Far cheaper than lobster bisque, similar consistency and the tomato will definitely stain whatever clothing is being worn.
Cream of Mushroom is the Swiss Army Knife of soups and is clearly ranked too low.
I think Trump is too weak to throw a cream-based soup. I mean, he says bricks are too heavy. And he can barely manage to walk with a glass of water….
…that’s why he thinks you’d put it in a bag, surely?
…cans are heavy & you have to actually throw them…a bag you can whirl around & whip
…in fact…someone should start producing milkshakes-in-a-bag if soup is off the menu now?
Okay, if we’re seriously discussing the merits of soup as a melee weapon, I will point out that a can will do more damage than a “bag.” Yes, you won’t get the range, but the impact will be significantly greater.
i vote bowl
*makes ghost pepper soup*
go for the eyes boo
GO FOR THE EYES!
Ghost pepper soup? Mustard soup? You’re just making shit up now. You’re choosing random words and adding “soup” to them. Diesel soup. Golden raintree soup. Balsa wood soup. I’m onto you, mister.
eh…i can make soup out of anything
mustard soup was a real trauma
ghost pepper soup…well..i know i can make it
Are you or are you not familiar with our friend farscythe?
Clearly the answer is not.
…I would tend to agree…but on the one hand I was trying to think about how it made sense to the man of tiny hands
…& on the other the resultant lawsuit probably comes with lesser charges if you leave the metalwork out of things?
…thinking of something like water balloons full of farscythe’s pepper soup…gotta imagine that’d make some kind of a point…maybe add some turmeric just to really ruin that suit while you’re at it
…hypothetically speaking & all
Dammit, pepper soup is not a thing. What the hell are you people eating?
…I know some folks seem to think it is?
NO, NO, NO, No African pepper soup, no ghost pepper soup. NO.
…awww…& I was working up to some kind of “soup to nuts” punchline & everything
I once had orange soup. Like made from oranges. And maybe sour cream. It was surprisingly delicious. Still would make a god soup to throw at a fascist.
Do you throw pho in stages? Like first you hit them with some proteins and noodles, then comes the broth – this is the big hit – and then after that the dressings? I just feel like carrying it around pre-mixed does the pho a disservice.