Brady to Bucs

Tom Brady summons The Superfriends
Do you hear that? The voices?

I was waiting for someone with a more astute view of the NFL to pick this up, but I’m not seeing it, and I get why, so here goes. Tom Brady is leaving the New England Patriots to join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, according to reports.

Plenty of people are or will be addressing WHAT THIS MEANS for Brady, Coach Bill Belichick, the Bucs, the NFL, and anyone else I missed. I’m just gonna take a quick shot.

BRADY: Gets to head to a warm climate, to a team that has some offensive weapons (receivers, at least), and gets to play for a coach that many seem to enjoy playing for.

Bucs coach Bruce Arians
This guy! Fun!

BELICHICK: Gets the chance to show that he can win without Brady, I guess? A cheaper QB, anyways, which allows NE to spend some money on other players. Maybe they stock up on kickers?

Patriots coach Bill Belichick
And this guy! Possibly off-gassing!

You know who nobody is thinking of here? Uggs. Who the f-ck is gonna wear those in Florida?

You do not want to smell these

UPDATE: I just saw that a Boston publication had used “Florida Man” in a headline, and I’ll be damned if I want to be compared to that. Accordingly, I’ve changed the post’s header.



  1. I don’t think this is going to turn out the way Tom thinks it will. He’s going to spend the next season getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis and missing the playoffs for the first time in forever. I foresee him realizing that it’s not so much fun getting your ass kicked when you’re losing all the time, and deciding to retire at the end of this next season.

    Belichick, on the other hand, will be fine. He showed with Cassel and Garrappolo that he can win with anybody. There will be some adjustment time, but ultimately, the Patriots will still be a winning team.

  2. The rumor now is Bel-a-cheat will pick up Winston to prove that he can win with any fucking quarterback and a final flip off to Brady. This could be fun!

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