Happy Mardi Gras! I’m in a Mardi Gras hole so I don’t have the time nor the mental capacity to write a real post (or to face the real world), so today YOU get to decide who the cunt is. A list to get you started:
- Me for the things I’m doing to my body at the very moment this post will be published
- All Republicans
- Anyone who used Harvey Weinstein as a defense of R. Kelly
- This guy I know who shaved a triangle into his hair as a stylistic choice, and publicly negged my friend based on HER level of attractiveness on Facebook
- People in my city resisting a decrease in the use of plastic garbage during Mardi Gras – literally 46 tons of beads were found in our catch basins last year.
You can read about New Orleans’ strange trend of ladyparts-themed dance troupes here (I think we literally have hundreds).
To see past installment of C U Next Tuesday, click here.
A Cocktopus!!! Ded.
Bloomberg is still at the top of my list
“Many of those beneficiaries and their associates are backing Bloomberg’s late-launched campaign, giving the former Republican a base of Democratic Party institutional and grassroots support that he might lack if he wasn’t one of the world’s richest men.”
https://apnews.com/5d3d2d4aa08646924973388070933585
Great float, Hello America!!
Bloomberg tops my list too.
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/02/string-of-intentional-outright-lies-bloomberg-campaign-deletes-tweets-containing-fake-quotes-of-bernie-sanders-praising-despotism/
After Bloomberg – Chris Matthews, Chuck Todd, James Carville, and any Dems for fueling the Socialism panic. Bernie is not my first choice but fuck these people for doing the trump campaign’s job for them.
I keep looking for a petition to get Chris Matthews fired but haven’t found one. Anybody got a link to one & I would love to sign it. He is my Cunt of the week for sure!
I don’t know how they book anyone on his show. He talks over his guests, and spits as he talks.
Please tell me the Cocktopus was succeeded by a Cock Lobster….
I never liked Chris Matthews, but I never really paid attention to him. Turns out, he’s a cunt.
It is getting crazy. In Canada, Bernie would be a moderate/left. In the states he is an evil commie socialist.
I saw a footage of a float somewhere with a big paper mache dick headed straight into Cheetolini’s mouth. Repeatedly. Was that the discord? Do you have that one Hello?
I haven’t seen it but I’m assuming the dick has a hammer and sickle tattooed on it.
Yeah that float was from my parade! I’ll see if I can find a pic for you.
Justin Trudeau, but I’ll spare you my rant so just think of anything about him and consider it one of my reasons for nominating him for cunt of the week.
Oh what did Trudeau do now?
Our Supreme Leader took the crime family to India and it seemed to go OK, he and Modi get along. But I was reminded of your PM Trudeau’s arrival two years ago and, from what I read stateside, it was an absolute disaster. I remember the images of him and his family deplaning dressed as if they were extras in a Bollywood docuseries about the last days of the Raj, with them playing a powerful Indian potentate family. Trump, for all his uncountable flaws, never tries to go native and always dresses like the bankrupted former casino owner that he is.
I love this community too much to burden it with more of my rants, but since you asked, I’ll say a little…
Brags about the MMIWG investigation that led to
action that will lead to respecting the aboriginal communities across Canadaa public apology that he in no way meant. Brags about the climate crisis and carbon tax that will *checks notes* live up to half of what scientists say need to be done by 2030 when what he really means is “I am going to get that money by breaking supreme court-ruled laws” by stepping all over indigenous peoples even when (this is where my fault for watching cpac comes in-which is the cspan of Canada) THREE of the other party leaders are pleading for him to put a halt to the pipeline construction until the issues are resolved (even the BLOC FFS!).How about some international cunt? I nominate Modi.