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Things That Are ‘Very Close’ To Being Done, Ranked [NOT 12/6/26]

12/6/26 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 5

I’m THIS close!

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Christmas Entertainment, Ranked [NOT 19/12/25]

19/12/25 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 21

The best and worst of Christmas on TV.

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Best Sandwiches To Throw At Fascists, Ranked [NOT 15/8/25]

15/8/25 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 10

As you have likely heard, a man was arrested earlier this week for throwing a sandwich — later identified as having salami in it — at a stormtrooper illegally invading

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The 2024 Olympics Preview: Olympic Sports I’d Like To See Donald Trump Attempt, Ranked

24/7/24 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 39

It’s an Olympic preview list. Kind of!

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Most Useful New AI Platforms, Ranked

23/4/24 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 7

AI is coming and most of it is terrible and useless — but there is one place where it belongs.

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NCAA Tournament Team Nicknames, Ranked

20/3/24 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 21

Put all your money on the Jackrabbits! Or possibly the Beach!

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Things Donald Trump Could Do To Scare Up The Money, Ranked

29/2/24 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 22

If he wants to get ahead, he needs to stop wasting money and focus on making it!

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Things Tucker Carlson Can Do Post-Fox, Ranked

24/4/23 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 30

Emergency! EMERGENCY! This is not a drill, people! Tucker is gonzo!

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Holidays, ranked

24/12/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 6

The greatest holiday of all is …

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Takeaways from the 2022 election, ranked

16/11/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 18

What really happened last week, and why you should never, ever listen to people who offer takeaways about elections.

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  • farscythe: okay...that spain tune goes kinda hard... wonder if i can find the full length version somewhere
  • farscythe: oh you know how it is as a brit mate... gotta get my hopes up good and high so i…
  • farscythe: well...they almost had it
  • farscythe: thanks @elliecoo hench does look like it will be a good read :) i have bookmarked it for when i…
  • MatthewCrawley: Oh no! First Ann Widdecombe and now Aunt PittyPat, as my very good friend Jerry Netherland from my Jezebel heyday…
  • ManchuCandidate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFhfirGAR_0
  • ManchuCandidate: No apologies necessary
  • Luigi Vuoto: Oooh, I could do show tunes all night long. I sing this one to my wife, accent and all: https://youtu.be/rGyfw3yiMT4?si=P7cICjashOOM0uOg…
  • brightersideoflife: Oh, good. People near me saved some fireworks for this weekend. Of course, of course they did.
  • ManchuCandidate: Oops... Not a year into the future.
  • ManchuCandidate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaEsni-OgUs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiS8DRrjock
  • SplinterRIP: ...when it comes to the big game they tell me the true opponent is the self? https://youtu.be/i0zHaI4Soqk ...not up to…
  • Luigi Vuoto: Sorry, my friend https://youtu.be/zSsRJEaAQmY?si=z4lI-4iHTaH_qUZW
  • ManchuCandidate: Different than "The Hidden" I remember. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl-iB4WAB0o
  • ManchuCandidate: That was a good ep of MM. I remember Bert dies and Peggy rises to the occasion.
  • Luigi Vuoto: We also watched Project Hail Mary. It was touching and hopeful, which is refreshing. Right now we're watching some Welsh…
  • SplinterRIP: ...one of the things that made have I got news for you outlast angus deyton is that the combo of…
  • MatthewCrawley: I can recommend three excellent but very random biopics that I stumbled upon during my Recent Confinement: 1. A surprisingly…
  • MatthewCrawley: Have I got news for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlhMy75pJy8 And Jimmy Carr! How perfect.
  • MatthewCrawley: Did you ever see the episode of The Crown where Prince Philips invites the crew of Apollo whatever (the moon…
  • SplinterRIP: ...yes & no, I suppose? ...was mostly directing the you-couldn't-make-it-up at the need-to-say-it's-sarcasm part of the other thing than directly…
  • MatthewCrawley: Oh, Ann's allying herself with Nige must have caught some (most?) members of the Conservative Party by surprise, surely. And…
  • SplinterRIP: ...that does sound like a promising blurb for those books...there was a fun one a while back called "soon I…
  • ManchuCandidate: Finished S2 of Man On The Inside It's a soft boiled detective story that isn't the usual stuff I tend…
  • SplinterRIP: ...I'm slightly unclear as to whether she'd already left on a trip before he took the un-hurried trip in the…
  • SplinterRIP: ...just in case, you say...lotta cases, turns out ...not trying to take advantage or imply you spoke unwisely...but the amount…
  • MatthewCrawley: Elaine's a Chinese Communist spy according to America's sweetheart, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
  • brightersideoflife: Gosh, you all are just such peasants. Such povvos. The rich people, the important people, you know they can't reschedule…
  • ManchuCandidate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySb1f9zWJkQ This song plays on several levels... Mitch's body Elaine's love for Mitch Elaine... being a furriner?
  • ManchuCandidate: Damn. He played my favorite character in my favorite non SF show as a kid. FYI, His partner showed up…
  • ManchuCandidate: The only way we can deal with the oppression of wypipo in the UK is when the wypipo community takes…
  • MatthewCrawley: Randolph Mantooth, the dreamboat from "Emergency" and the soap opera "Loving" (among many other things) has died :( Fun fact:…
  • MatthewCrawley: Ann Widdecombe! I wonder who had it in for her? The UK has a surprising amount of political violence. Two…
  • MatthewCrawley: I'll give you Paul Newman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hdy2Y2_fs8
  • MatthewCrawley: No, that was Vanilla Ice.
  • ManchuCandidate: Wasn't Eddie Murphy the 5th Beatle?
  • MemeWeaver: Red Fang - Murder the Mountains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp29HUfJhXg
  • Luigi Vuoto: I'm fed up with 5 year olds who can't name the 4 Beatles.
  • MemeWeaver: Me, pitching my laziest idea to Hollywood: "There's these mob-style gangs fighting for dominance, BUT: they're also zombies." Them, probably:…
  • brightersideoflife: Pretty sure everyone under 30 only knows of Shaq as that super tall guy from the commercials.
  • MemeWeaver: Minus the Bear - I Lost All My Money at the Cock Fights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQvTUbdqy7k
  • farscythe: oh man i love slaughter to prevail i dont think anyone can beat that guttural scream at the moment.. meh…
  • Luigi Vuoto: https://youtu.be/8EBrzd1uZoE?si=4A62y7BQ5XCcTN6d
  • butcherbakertoiletrymaker: I've been talking about this for years, especially since I've moved to MA and discovered that I'm paying less in…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": It's insane that the league has taken this long to do anything. It's gonna be even worse if he gets…
  • brightersideoflife: I think the Lion King Broadway show is the best thing in that mix. They added more songs and it's…
  • ManchuCandidate: It's still better than the proposed deal to reunite the Raps with Kawaii Leonard. Seems the NBA wants to punish…
  • Luigi Vuoto: I think I could be comfortable in that palazzo in Malta, push comes to shove.
  • SplinterRIP: ...ok...you talked me into it...down to clown with those idiots when their time comes around ...guy ritchie rules alt-london fun-some…
  • ManchuCandidate: Same.

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