City Walks – Christmas Parade Skaters

santa holding skateboard

Who Needs a Sleigh?

Not far from the Christmas parade route from last week’s City Walks, there’s a skate park. And at the parade the local skaters were out in force. I’ve posted a photo of the park in the past. It sits on top of a filled-in reservoir, and it’s suitably grungy.

skate park

But unless you’re a hopeless, heartless grinch, you can’t go there when it’s busy and feel like it’s a bad place. You’ll see skaters of all ages hanging out and teaching each other new tricks. It’s the kind of community that curdled, judgmental right wingers who read The National Review think Americans should get from churches. Except the people who go to skate parks are the real deal, not a bunch of nasty vinegar-hearted hypocrites.

In fact, skating may have made this grinch’s heart grow three sizes.

grinch on skates

There was a steady stream of skaters going by for a while.

skateboarders
skateboarders
skateboarding santa
skater on rail

In Skaters We Trust

This sounds like the start of a joke, but it’s actually serious. One of the differences between skater culture and the Catholic Church that right wingers want running the country is that people trust their kids around skaters.

It’s pretty common to see parents bringing their kids to the skate park and hanging around on a bench, just like the days when I drove carpools to soccer practice. Except at the skate park there are no coaches running things and the kids are on their own. Here are a few who took part in the parade.

skateboard family

And there’s more to the issue of trust. If someone is going 20 mph on a patch of concrete and doing a huge move, they have to be able to trust the skaters around them are respectful of their space.

These skaters took some time to show off their trust. They brought a ramp…

skater with ramp

… and then they took turns lying down in front of it under jumpers.

skateboarder jumping over man
skater jumping over man

(She jumped higher than I expected and I missed her head)

skateboarder jumping over man

I never saw anyone’s trust get broken. The worst people in the world think this collection of unorthodox people are part of an imaginary “war on Christmas.” You’d hope at some point those horrible people would wake up and take the side of the skaters instead.

They truly embody the spirit of the season.

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8 Comments

    • They’re incredibly easy to mock for the way they look, but it’s stupid.

      I realize that women, especially in public life, get it for the most superficial and unimportant things too.. There are men who simply cannot stop their gatekeeping, and it’s exhausting.

  1. woah skaters are part of the war on christmas now?

    man….most of the ones i know practically get giddy at having an excuse to skate in a santa suit or at least the hat

    is just good fun

    • They’re definitely not part of any war on Christmas, because there is no war on Christmas, but Fox News types see them as a sign of the collapse of western civilization.

      Some of the Murdoch crowd like to pat themselves on the back for being hip and appreciating big cities; they imagine going back in time and having Lou Reed in Soho in 1979 telling them he’s humbled to meet them. But in reality anything the slightest bit chaotic sends them somewhere between a tizzy and an outright rant about the mayhem they imagine is right around the corner.

      • its got to be exhausting being so rule based

        live and let live…you do your thing i do mine

        seems so much easier than getting angry at people for not doing your thing

        long as its not hurting anyone..fuck it

        its that not hurting anyone the right seems to have a problem with tho

        someone has to be under the heel…..

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