
I’ve got nothing, folks, and it’s been a while since we’ve done a quiz. So let’s see Which Summer Food You Embody. I got –
Snow Cone
Icy! An iconic snow cone, just the thing to cool you down on a hot day. You are sweet and fun, and always up for a party. You’re very adventurous and always willing to try something new! You spend your summers sleeping in and partying.

They got the icy part right, but I don’t think anyone has ever described me as sweet.
likewise a snowcone…lol
and likewise never been called sweet….
kind of a dick but funny…now that ive heard
but not sweet
im only sweet to my cats i guess
But we are always up for a party. 😁
no lie 😀
S’mores… but I dislike Marshmellow.
I don’t like marshmallow by itself but roasted over a fire they’re good.
Fair enough. I just like the toasted outside.
But then again, I’m the weirdo who threw away the gooey middle of Oreos to eat the crispy chocolatey cookie.
Sandwich. Pretty basic, but I’m okay with it.
Who doesn’t like a good sandwich?
Sandwiches Unite!
Sandwiches can be pretty damn fancy!
You can be whatever kind of burger you want. And it’s the best food to be. 🙂🍔
Because you’re 12 years old? What kind of nonsense is this? No. You enjoy spending your summer hosting and attending lunch and dinner parties, with plenty of wine and other spirits, not enduring the Log Flume Ride or whatever the hell it’s called.
You know me so well, @MatthewCrawley. I wondered what the heck they were going on about . . . amusement parks, pshaw.
I also got hamburger, which makes sense — I am round and usually full of meat (or faux meat).
And they are loved by everyone.
First of all, a Chad and Jeremy reference!
Second of all, I also got Sno-Cone, and I’m not sure why. There was a vacation question, and I picked Paris, but I wouldn’t actually go to Paris in August, no one would, so maybe I rigged the results against myself?
i went with mexico
but tbh none of the options really worked for me
i prefer cooler destinations….alaska was an option…but…you know…its alaska
Alaska is a great place to visit in the summer, especially in late August when the Northern Lights come out.
still alaska tho…i might bump in to palin kin
not to be confused with paling…which is delicious
also generally considered to be eel in english…but details
anyways for the most part i consider anywhere in america to be a no go zone
its in my contract…no visiting active war zones or insurance is void
Fair, although AK is so sparsely populated that you can avoid all humanity pretty easily.
I can’t remember if the asked when you were going.
Snow Cone too. I would prefer to be Shaved Ice but whatever.
It’s close enough and with the powers bestowed on me by Deadsplinter I convert your snow cone to shaved ice.
Welp they got that part right as per my memoir.
Basic is underrated. There is such a thing as trying to hard which is much worse.
Agreed.
I am a smoky char-polish with extra grilled onions and mustard and sport peppers from Jim’s Original on Union Street in Chicago. Eat me and you’re gonna remember the next day.
I would have guessed hot-sweet Italian sausage and peppers. But both are delicious and cause heartburn, lol. ‘Cause I know you’re a heartbreaker.
S’mores
I don’t like spending time with friends and family–I’d rather be in the woods by myself. I’m not even remotely talkative, but I can spin a good yarn when asked.
I didn’t see any of the films/shows that were listed so I just picked Outer Banks on a lark.
Also…never had s’mores in my life.
Never had a s’mores? What are you a communist? Just kidding, they sound better than they are and I’ve always been disappointed by them. But you are a good storyteller.
It’s weird, too, because I went to a couple of summer camps as a kid and they never made them. Maybe it WAS a Communist camp!
Was this guy one of your camp counselors?
Polonium Tea and Novichok Freezies?
😬
OMG, Mr. “Smith!”
😂
Like you, I’m still kind of scratching my head on the quiz S’mores selection for me.
I’ve had S’mores a couple of times, but not really my thing.