Magawa, the explosives-sniffing rat is retiring. He has saved countless lives during his five-year career by identifying over one hundred buried explosive devices in Cambodia. And is the first rat ever to receive a medal from the British People’s Dispensary for Sick Animals for life-saving bravery and devotion to duty. Twenty newly trained rats have been imported from Tanzania to continue Magawa’s work.
He intends to enjoy his well-earned rest by eating peanuts and bananas. I wish him well. Are you making retirement plans, Deadsplinters?