Just working for the weekend at this point. I’m going to have a “get-shit-done” couple of days while Ms. Meme works and the world continues to burn. What are you guys planning?
Coffee Break [14/8/26]
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no real plans here…try to get the house cooled down a little once the weather goes back to normal tomorow…
soo yeah… my big plan for the weekend is open all doors and windows and play vidya games….maybe stand outside in the rain if we get any
…speaking of plans…should have put this here instead of the DOT, I guess?
“Shocking” to see an insecure weak shithead grow up to be a really rich insecure weak shithead.
Change only comes from within and from pain. I know I had to go thru that. The process hurts, but I’m glad I went thru that to change some of what made me suck as a human.
Special K didn’t because he had that money (like Trump, like many rich incompetent asshole fuckwits) which insulates you from you to a point. That is till shit gets so deep that money becomes a prison more than armor where all your flaws are laid bare to the world and everyone points and laughs or looks on in terror.
my pool is clear again! i know what i am doing now. i wasn’t intending to go back into management consulting again but if anyone in the DC area needs me for anything lmk.
i think my cousin is coming over for pool and karaoke on sunday. for those of you who have heard my voice i assure you it is even worse than you could possibly imagine.
omg I can’t even imagine.
…uh…I guess if you agree with the caption it qualifies as good news…sorta?
…to be clear the bit that you have to click through to embeds some sort of AI fever dream version of an elon sizzle reel
…he has space armor…he’s…tommy shelby if tommy thought smoking was when you blow through a lit cigarette like you want to lay down a vape-style smoke screen…it’s…you don’t believe it could be that bad even after you watch it it’s so unbelievably bad?
…two & half minutes of excruciating self-fellating slop posted to his own Xitter in an act of amazing whatever-the-opposite-of-self-awareness-is…auto-ignorance, maybe?
…sorry…the space-knight-messiah-montage is actually 6mins if you go where the whole thing is to be found…apparently?
i did click through… but im on pc…so all i got was a you must be signed in to view this thing…at which point i went well fuck you too then
id pick up my phone to go look at it….but that involves getting up and taking at least 6 steps to get to my charger…. elon isnt worth that kind of effort on a hot day
…dunno how to get the video to embed but there’s probably someone I could have found on bluesky…this is the shelby comment part as a still frame
…& that’s one of the least embarrassing ways he had himself mocked up?
…clue is in the name, I guess
…it’s not jeru but “ya mockin’ yourself” might work?
She told me the kid’s mine last night, pre-flight
Zero hour: 9:00 AM
And I’m gonna be high on Ketamine by then
I hate the Earth so much, I hate my ex-wives
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless scam
And I think it’s gonna take a short, short time
After I crash hard brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a Pathetic man
Pathetic man!
Burning out his phone here alone
And I think it’s gonna take a short, short time
After I crash hard brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a Pathetic man
Pathetic man!
Burning out his phone here alone
I ain’t the kind of guy to raise my kids
In fact, I’m mean as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all the engineering, I don’t understand (only 2 years max motherfuckers!)
Instead I’ll wank off to Grok 7 days a week
A pathetic man
A pathetic man
kind of amazing that all of these filthy rich pillocks want to be cool and liked by all
but somehow none of them have figured out that all they need to get a long way there…is putting a sliver of all that wealth towards actually doing good for people
like shit man…how disconnected from reality are you?