This Wednesday, October 4, FEMA will be running a nationwide emergency alert test. At exactly 2:20 pm ET every television, radio, and mobile phone in the US. will receive a 60-second message. It’s officially a system analysis, but I think we all know it’s really the culmination of the evil Fauci-Gates plan to activate the Covid 19 vaccine, turning us into communist zombies. For those DeadSplinters in Canada and Europe don’t think you’re off the hook. We Americans have been making your lives miserable for years and are coming for you too. But just on the off chance that the conspiracy theorists are wrong about this one and life continues in the same dumpster fire downward trajectory as usual, I am heading out of town for a wedding on Oct. 14. I’m looking for someone to cover the Happy Hour for Friday the 13, and the Coffee Break for Monday the 16. Thanks!