It’s Washington’s Birthday here in the US, a federal holiday more commonly known as Presidents’ Day, in honor of all the rich, mostly white, men who have held the highest office in the land. And how do we observe the event? By closing businesses, parades, time spent with loved ones? No, we shop!
Because capitalism = patriotism. “To be a patriot is to wholeheartedly believe in American capitalism and the strength of the US economy, to pledge allegiance to the flag and the market.“
Are you doing your duty, Deadsplinters? At least buy a cherry pie in honor of old George.