In a nauseating effort to include their love of puppetry in their nuptials, a UK couple has requested that guests purchase and wear expensive sock puppets for the entirety of the ceremony and reception. Except when using the bathroom, of course, they aren’t unreasonable. But when met with resistance by family and friends, the groom wondered if he was the asshole.
I can answer that – unequivocally, yes. I would RSVP decline with no regret. Maybe I’m just not much fun. What do you think, Deadsplinters? And have you ever been asked to participate in anything cringey as a member of the wedding party or invitee?