I don’t typically embrace conspiracy theories, but, I’m beginning to see a pattern.
First they create a crisis.
Then, when we’re housebound and helpless, they steal our packages,
muscle in on our time shares,
and disrupt our mass transit systems.
It looks like even Man’s Best Friend is in on it.
Is this the great animal uprising or the effects of too much caffeine and screen time? Leave your evidence in the comment section. They’re coming for us Deadsplinters, DON’T ANSWER THE DOOR!