Coffee Break [30/12/24]

Get out your tarot cards, runes, crystal ball, astrology charts, or whatever other form of divination you practice. And share your predictions for 2025. They can be personal, professional, political, cultural, or even sports prognoses.

It won’t be that bad…right? RIGHT?

Also, I’d like to turn the Coffee Break over to someone else. I’m a little burnt out these days.

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18 Comments

  1. Personal: One way or another, I’m gone from my idiot town employer

    Political: Lord Pee Pee becomes PM, but his coalition of Shopify Brahs/Bay St Knobs/Jeebus Freaks/Know nothings will fuck things up worse than Trudeau could. Trump 2.0 will continue the habit of stepping on own dicks while MSM in both nations contiues to lick Pee and Trump’s smelly ass (not much of stretch for either.)

  2. Personal: Still waiting to hear my fate on my job. The CEO said she’d talk to me today but so far there isn’t any communication. To be fair, she’s west coast. Honestly, I’m not optimistic. Even if I’m kept on, I have to question the fact that they Bob Cratchited my entire department two days after Christmas. So I need to put some significant effort into making sure I’m ready for trouble. Because trouble there will surely be.

    Political: I’m still holding on to the fact that these people are idiots. I’m starting to wonder if the House will even be able to pull off counting the electoral votes and the inauguration. Seems like there will be a ton of chaos, even without a Jan. 6 insurrection.

    • Oh, no. I’m sorry you’ve gotten the Outlook Not Good on your personal Magic 8 Ball. I hope it works out for you one way or another. And I tend to agree with the political prediction. I’m sure they’ll screw a lot of shit up but maybe not irreparably.

  3. personal : im going to do more fun things….kinda hit me the other day that since corona years have flown by and theres been very little in them other than work….didnt much like that revelation

    everything else : fuck knows tbh…suspect its going to be a bumpy ride…especially if some fuckwit actually starts a tradewar

    like everythings expensive enough now thank you very much find another hobby

    (edit) oh also..i predict jan 1st is going to be busier than usual at the hospitals for we have high winds for new years eve

    high winds,drunk idiots and explosives is a fantastic combination….suspect ill get to use TAKE COVER! and INCOMING! at least once each tomorow night

  4. I’m predicting a recession & we will have to put off retirement for awhile but my wife will start taking more time off.  A trip to Japan is going to happen before Trump crashes the dollar.

  5. I don’t know how things will go, except I am guessing that the powers that be are going to find shocks even bigger than the Luigi Mangione shooting. I’m not even guessing violence, but things like bank runs, protests, business collapses, arrests or borders being closed that leave them shocked that the status quo wasn’t as stable as they thought.

    Who knows, it could be unpredictable things like Davos being shut down to Americans or the PGA getting cancelled. They’re going to be straining as hard as possible to blame anyone but themselves and the deals they’ve made with the right. But what, exactly, happens I don’t know.

    • I think the DOGE dudes are already seeing that they can’t just say whatever the hell they want and have the teeming masses just accept it. I hope you’re right and oligarchs  find themselves in part of the Find Out phase with us.

  6. /me just watched a blur of cat toys and three legged cat disapear into a box

    welp..i guess i also predict that the box for my new carpet cleaner is going to be a semi permanent fixture for the new year

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