Coffee Break [4/4/22]

Your mid-morning pick me up

It’s World Rat Day.

Rats make wonderful companions. They’re clean and affectionate. Smart enough to learn tricks and use a litter box. Inquisitive and social they will bond with humans, love to play, and enjoy being tickled. The only drawback is a short lifespan of around three years. I’m not emotionally equipped to handle the triennial loss. I have to settle for celebrating them by watching videos of other people with their rodent pals.

How are you this Monday morning, Deadsplinters?

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34 Comments

    • Coffee beans, lol. I’ve had friends that had pet rats but they used kitty litter and I never really noticed any smell. But they are cute little critters.

    • Randy Rainbow does a great job skewering these idiots. I love the push back from teachers in Florida alerting parents that they will now legally have to use they/them pronouns for all children because gender identification is a taboo subject. And they will now be Mx. So and So rather than Mr., Mrs. or Ms, lol. Oops!

  1. I loved having rats as pets when I was a kid. They were way better companions than mice, gerbils, or hamsters. I was always curious about guinea pigs and chinchillas but I couldn’t convince my mom to let us have them. If my kids ever want a rodent type pet, they are getting a rat.

    • I can hook you up! A guy I used to work with bred rats, and the purebreds from unusual strains are not cheap. Also, different breeds have different characteristics and strengths and weaknesses. Everyone else thought he was a total freak (“who would pay money for those nasty things when there are millions of them running around everywhere?”) but I thought this was all fascinating. Just like dogs, and though I’m not quite yet “Best in Show”-level crazy I can go on and on about all these topics as they relate to the canis familiaris.

      • I can’t speak to chinchillas (although Mrs. Butcher says that Butcher Dog’s fur is as soft as a chinchilla), but I can say that Guinea Pigs–er, excuse me–Italian American Pigs, will die at the drop of a hat.  They have essentially zero immune system and are quite susceptible to any kind of chill.

  2. I have a friend who had a rat when we were in high school. That was the first time I learned that rats have a 36-inch vertical jump. The rat eventually died of old age, which is when I learned how short their lives are.

  3. I miss my ratties! My little guy, Jack, was the sweetest critter ever. He’d sit on my shoulder and snuggle into my hair, and he looooved strawberries. His brother was Husband’s little buddy, but Jack was my baby. We got them from a private breeder, so they were well accustomed to being handled, and they were wonderful pets.

    We got 3 more ratties later on, but they were from a pet store and probably came from a breeding mill. They were not well socialized and tended to be nervous and jumpy. One of them was particularly inclined to nip at fingers.

    My son got us in trouble one time when he announced at nursery school “We have rats in our house!” He neglected to mention that they were in cages and had names… minor details…

    • My first house (built in 1928) had rats. We bought it from a little old lady who’d lived there her entire life, raised her family, the whole thing. She couldn’t live alone and wanted to sell the family home to a “nice young couple.” We were basically poor and the price was right.

      Unfortunately, the nice young couple had no idea what they were getting into. And little old ladies can’t see or hear very well. We kept hearing sounds in the ceiling at night but thought it was squirrels on the roof. Then one day we came home from a movie and flipped on the kitchen light and watched three of them scurry away. It was our problem now.

      We did tons of research because poor and we couldn’t just call somebody. I cut trees and shrubs away from the house (I mean clear-cut, not just trimming). I screened off every access point with heavy-gauge screen. And I trapped rats. Like 14 of them.

      It took a while but I got the place cleared out and made sure new ones couldn’t get back in. Still get the shudders sometimes though.

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