Happy Independence Day to straight, white, cis-het, Evangelical Christian, conservative, American men! I hope the rest of you in the U.S. have the day off at least. And those of you outside the U.S. get to celebrate not living here.
The expression as American as Apple Pie has been around since the 1800s. But it doesn’t feel culturally relevant anymore. I think it’s time for a rebrand. Complete the sentence for me, Deadsplinters – As American as_____________________.