What do you want to get off your chest today?
I’ll start…
- Fucking power company. Twice today power cut out including while I was trying to start writing this article. When you were a local city public owned utility, I rarely had any outages. Six times the power went out in the last six months… thanks you to you privatized fuck sticks. Good job assholes.
- Halloween, really? Summer isn’t over. School hasn’t started till next week. And you fucking ghouls (looking at you Galen Weston and your team of marketing experts) want to push Halloween NOW? Fuck off
- Work… I’ll leave it simple. Inspecting /writing up us worker bees for chicken shit while the serious stuff like equipment falls apart. That’s some good managing by Team Stupid And Petty.
- Family and Friends… none.
Enjoy your weekend.
On the bright side, one of my sisters came to stay for a couple of weeks so today we tackled the mess that is my parents house. I spent most of the day picking up stuff and literal shit (mouse shit.) We filled up the massive recycling and garbage bins with all the junk. Found some important papers stuck inside. Good thing I didn’t do my “I’m gonna burn it all down” act that I wanted to do.
We were shaking every pile of clothes and blankets down in the garage and out fell a startled mouse. It was stunned/scared because we took it from a nice comfy hideaway to the cold hard concrete world. We didn’t kill it and neither of freaked out but we were all surprised till it scurried away.
It got fat on the Soyabeans, food garbage and seeds mom had left around. She was definitely hoarding garbage and recycling, but she covered it up so it just looked like stuff. Sneaky mom.
I’m truly sorry Man’s dominion
Has broken Nature’s social union,
An’ justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle,
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An’ fellow-mortal!
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43816/to-a-mouse-56d222ab36e33
But we didn’t hug it, pet it, squeeze it and call it George.
I have a beef with our5G occasionally blinking out for no apparent reason. How am I supposed to have my genome decoded by Bill Gates if the tower doesn’t respond 100% of the time?
Smoked fish is too salty for me.
Then you have no choice but to smoke your own.
I’ve always wanted to do this but haven’t gotten around to it. It doesn’t look like a casual project.
https://www.seriouseats.com/tea-smoked-fish-recipe
Hey, uh, AI? How about you leave translating the text to me and I’ll leave going through the anonymous strings (or whatever the fuck they’re called) to you? Those were six or so of the most tedious hours I had to spend today on that shit, and I still had to fix the wrong information that you entered – not to mention your little habit of rendering Flores as “Flowers,” when it was a person’s fucking surname.
Crap GPT?
That’s probably a decent characterization for it, yeah.
shrinkflation made my magnum ice creams smaller 🙁
one of lifes little joys…now diminished
considering how expensive the fucking things are anyways i’d have preferred they just charged a little more and kept them the same size….
greedy trixy fuckers