Sorry for the delay, I was having technical difficulties with my laptop.
It’s finale night! What craziness will happen?
Tyra Banks will probably have even WORSE costumes than usual. She will also probably mess up again as host of a live event. A friend and I were talking about how bad of a live tv host she is and my friend was like “how many goddamned takes did they need to do for scenes in America’s Next Top Model??” which in light of her DWTS host abilities, is a very valid question.
Who’s gonna win?
Nelly? (rapper)
Justina Machado? (actress)
Nev Schulman? (weirdo Catfish tv show guy)
Kaitlyn Bristowe (I think a Bachelorette contestant?)
Oh holy fuck Tyra Banks might be being eaten alive by a blue tulle jellyfish monster because YIKES that costume happened
She changed clothes already.
Oh she added a weird cheapo looking halo. Well that seemed like a choice that didn’t need to be made, but here we are.
If anyone’s keeping track, she changed to an outfit that looked like knockoff 80s Bob Mackie popped a half dozen Red Bulls and lost a bet with rhinestones.
I don’t even watch DWtS but I love your commentary on these threads.
I stopped watching Dancing with the Stars when it had devolved into Dancing with the D List a few years ago. But I was stunned when I’d heard that Bergeron had been replaced by Banks because she was so bad on AGT. Mrs Butcher still watches the show, but now she’s been doing it while peeking through her fingers anticipating the weekly train wreck. They need to find someone else for next year who can handle live TV.
I watched this season because I like a lot of the folks on it and wow she is so so bad. Like I kept thinking “ok, she’ll get a groove on for this host thing” and NOPE.
I liked Tom Berguron and Erin Andrews as hosts, they did great.
I actually liked Brooke Charvet better than Erin and never understood why they dumped her. Then again I can’t understand why they dumped Tom and Erin.
I’ve never seen the show but Tyra Banks is terrible at everything she does.
Holy shit that is hilarious.
Wow it’s 2020 and people are still copying Moulin Rouge….
Nice Charleston vibes though.
Nelly’s free style was this fun hip hop ballroom combo number and I really enjoyed it!
Hey, Brighter Side! I’m so happy to see this post migrate over here from kinja. Nothing more to add, as I don’t watch the show. Thanks to your recaps, though, I don’t feel as though I need to watch the actual show.
Good news! Absence makes the heart grow fonder and after tonight we’ll have to wait for Spring for another season!
Fucking props! Dancing with props is the WORST.
Also hot damn that freestyle that Nev and Jenna did!!! HOT DAMN
Justina’s freestyle was so amazing and energetic!!! I loved it!
I’ve never seen the show but I know what to say at work tomorrow if the one who always brings it up brings it up!
“The thin, tall, young, blonde white woman won despite the excessive talent of the other competitors.”
Mrs Butcher has picked the winner of each season by the midpoint since the show started. I don’t know how she does it, but I need to start betting on her picks.
Makes sense. That’s how Carrie Underwood “won” the only season of American idol I watched (against my will).
woah….nellys still alive?
i kinda figured someone would have strangled him by now for the annoying earworms you could not escape from years ago
(okay okay…that could just be me not being entirely reasonable)
welp good for him 🙂