Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Are You Ready…

…for some embarrasssingly cheesy corny goodness?


Okay! Welcome to your Friday night DUAN. Following last weeks theme of a dirty little secret song confessional, this week I want to hear what embarrassing, lame-ass, cheesy, corny, oh-my-gawd-I-can’t-believe-I’m-admitting-this songs you’re listening to!

Old favorites or new obsessions are equally welcome. Whether you’re indulging your lounge singer fantasies at karaoke, imagining you’re a sexy rockstar playing air guitar with headphones, or belting along with the blaring broadway showtunes in the safety of your car, today is the day to step out of hiding and let the sunshine in!



Thanks for joining us in completely embarrassing ourselves for tonight’s DUAN, courtesy of Deadsplinter!

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  1. Thanks to homophobia (on my part and my peers in my rockabilly rural area) any male admitting to liking anything WhAM! was basically asking for mockery.  BUT, no one minded when they made out with a girl to this song…  George Michael would be a large part of the soundtrack to my sex life.
     
     
     

  2. I have so many. So, so many. Songs that I like and make me tear up (tear, like cry, not tear, like go all Smash Hulk) a little include:
     


     

     

     
    As mentioned in the Happy Hour post, I am a Pisces and I think we are given to cheap sentimentality.
     
     

      • “Hero” was released in early September, 2001. It was just supposed to be a love song, one of thousands. But due to its timing it was one of the only songs played in the aftermath of 9/11, at least in NYC. Often it was remixed with snippets of audio footage of first responder calls, rousing political addresses, on-the-spot media coverage. It was a very strange time to be alive and living in downtown Manhattan. 
         
        Here’s the other unofficial NYC 9/11 anthem. This was released on 9/11/2001.
         


         
        Apparently the rest of the country got Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA.” I don’t remember hearing that one very much, but after 9/11 I finally left the Isle of Manahtta and it was everywhere, and in the least expected places, along with all the American flag decals and flag printouts scotch-taped to every conceivable window and surface. I was in another state for Thanksgiving and a couple of days before we went to this ye olde faux colonial tavern for lunch. Flags galore. There was some ambient instrumental music playing and at one point the “Star Spangled Banner” came on. The restaurant patrons rose as one, put their right hands on their hearts, and sang along. I muttered to my companions, “This is a little much, isn’t it? It reminds me of the beer garden scene in ‘Cabaret’.” A very weird time. And again, I lived in downtown Manhattan, lived there for many years before and after. We didn’t do this.

  3. Corny? Check. Cheesy? Check. Extra points for being the product of Madison Avenue to drive sales for giant corporations? Check.
     
    (Although I have to admit a soft spot for the second one)
     


     

    • Good choices @blue dogcollar! I remember both while growing up. The first made Coke feel very cool to me; my grandparents where not impressed by the “singing hippies”. Fans of Lawence Welk, they were…loved a bit of accordion. 

  4. But to plumb the true depths of Your Dear Cousin Matthew’s Self-Abasement, I LOVE this version of Katy Perry’s “California Girls.” I snuck this into a video rotation during one of our holiday parties. Maybe about 80 people watched it. Men and women, gay and straight, young and old, were appalled. I DID NOT CARE. These New Yorkers were eating my food and drinking my liquor and goddamit, they will put up with my California dreaming’ for five minutes:
     

  5. Okay so I have to say that “Show Yourself” from Frozen 2 is WAY BETTER THAN “Let It Go”

    So not only is the musicality awesome, but the concept of singing “Show yourself” thinking to meet someone/something you thing will change your life and then the big reveal that “show yourself” means showing your own awesomeness to the world? I fucking love this song. 

     

  6. 1. Your lede image reminds me of the credits for Coupling (the BBC2 original, not the American abomination). 

    2. I remember unearthing this in the early aughts and thinking, “what the hell is this?”
    Carl Lewis, “Break It Up” (Official Music Video) 

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