Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Au Naturel

Alike in naked helplessness recline

Deadsplinter convention 2017

This is the time of year when the temperatures rise and those of us who live in remote locations can run around sans culottes like God intended. We’re all born naked, and every once in a while it does us well to let it all hang out and do that funny dance you do in the mirror. Be brave and show out. But if you go outside, for heaven’s sake wear sunscreen. And remember, it’s not the size of the dog in the naked. It’s the size of the naked in the dog.

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13 Comments

  1. i love being naked….tho it worked against me the other day……when i overslept for mums manual labour day….as in typical mum fashion she just barged into the room instead of fucking knocking

    probably would have dragged me out by the ear if i hadnt politely told her to fuck off mum go grab a coffee

    by which i mean i told her to fuck off mum go grab a coffee

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