Tonight is our first Battle of the Sexes so get ready to rumble! I know this might not be considered politically correct anymore with the onslaught of gender identity politics but feel free to add any other sexes you can find tunes about. Though I identify as male, I was Born of a Woman…
and although I came from a family with a very strong male role model, I definitely came to believe that things are better when women are in control of things. While that shouldn’t be controversial, many may think I am not a Typical Male…
I don’t really want to start a war of the sexes but what the hell, it’s Girls Against Boys, Let’s Get Killed…
I don’t know who will win the battle of the sexes but I do know it is all just a Dysfunctional Relationship…
Thanks for playing along & hope you have a great night.
Harry Belafonte – Man Smart (Woman Smarter)
But that doesn’t keep them from mansplaining to us
Tacocat – Men Explain Things To Me
But I ain’t gonna break for that
Lion Babe – Wonder Woman
I love Tacocat! They are another great Seattle band that you used to be able to catch every summer at the local music festivals, hope those days return soon.
You have all the best bands! I’d trade a few horse farms for a better music scene.
++++Tacocat++++
Soul Brother Number One – It’s a Man’s, Man’s Man’s World (but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl.)
How about both?
I can’t listen to Macho Man w/out laughing that it is Trump’s favorite song along with YMCA. Do you think he might come out of the closet and marry Lindsey Graham?
Trump: Will you marry me?
Lindsey: With sad face We’re trying to make it so we’re not allowed
Trump: Is that a no?
Lindsey: No
Trump: A no no?
Lindsey: Yes
Trump: With Tucker Carlson face So it’s a yes?
Lindsey: It’s a no no but also a yes
Trump: Does math in head Two negatives make a positive, right? So no means yes?
Lindsey: YES!
Trump: That settles it. We’re getting married, no?
Lindsey: Just as I’ve always said!
Trump: I thought you said yes
Lindsey: Yes…I was just mentioning the no no
Trump: You seem to be flip-flopping & if I wanted to marry a flip-flopper I’d have asked Romney
Lindsey: NO!!!
Trump: So it’s a yes?
Lindsey: Yes
*Wedding day*
MSNBC: Lindsey, are you marrying Trump?
Lindsey: Yes but no no
FOX News: Lindsey, are you marrying Trump?
Lindsey: No no
FOX News: No?
Lindsey: Yes Walks away angrily
Local reporter: Lindsey, you seem to say one thing then immediately say the opposite. What do you have to say to your constituents?
Lindsey: I am always consistent with my answers, it’s the way the fake news media asks the questions
Local reporter: The only question was whether or not you’re getting married
Lindsey: Is that so?
Local Reporter: Yes
Lindsey: Then yes and no, no?
*Setting: Mar-a-Lago*
Lindsey: This ring, I kiss for thee
Run the World (Girls) -Beyoncé
Just A Girl -No Doubt
im a me… i mostly identify as a me too
not the movement…just the me…as well
anyways
what was the question?
*backs away from the shitstorm*
come to think of it…i havent been vaccinated yet…but…im not gay yet either
so everythings a fact
anyways….the farscy has been cooked today
The women I hang with have whole lot of Tigress in them
But what the heck, let’s hear it for the boy
Aww, what have you posted, @myopicprophet? It’s not available in my current location.
I get that a lot so I change my IP…
Bonnie Tyler If You Were a Woman (and I Was a Man)
Oh, good one. Welsh representation!
If there’s a Hall of Fame for DS comments, I nominate this one. We should save the best ones and have a coffee table book printed at the end of every year or a daily calendar.
….wait…wherethefuck did the comment go @myopicprophet?
I deleted it because I thought it was lame. I have restored it now that you’ve responded to it but it looks as though you’re talking to yourself way down here.
I’m jealous of your ability to delete comments.
If ever you want a comment edited or deleted pm me, or @megmegmcgee, or @splinterrip, or @keitelblacksmith.
This is a great idea. Although I wouldn’t agree on the trump/lindsey marriage comment of mine (which is why I deleted it) it is something I think would be an interesting year end post.
Maybe we could have a way for everyone to save their favorite comments or perhaps give them a separate star rating and have those be collected/tallied somewhere (but we’d have to agree to use it sparingly)…. I’m not a tech person and have no idea what is actually feasible and not a big headache for you.
Well we are halfway through the year already so the end of this year might not be fair to some of the deserving comments up until now but I could whip up a post indicating that anyone who saves the links to their favourite comments from here on out can pm me and maybe someone, @elliecoo, could create a spreadsheet from which we do an end of the year Best Comments post? or something?
Sorry if this has already been posted, but I just cannot see it due to regional copyright blocking.
Blur, “Boys and Girls”
Garbage, “Androgyny”
I love this song. Here’s a bit of background:
Palehound, “Aaron”
Garbage has a new album coming out this month!
I’m planning on hitting up a CD store once reopening happens and buying way too many CDs…
(assuming the local CD stores survived the pandemic…)
That’s good to hear. I’ve always liked them, even though I haven’t kept up with them in quite some time. I’m also looking forward to buying a bunch of records and rifling through the bins for new/old music soon.