Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Brand New Day

Something's coming. Something good.

This could be the start of something big

For the first time, I was afraid to prepare my DUAN this morning. I well remember that morning of January 6, scheduling a DUAN for that evening – some light-hearted trifle – not knowing that a murderous MAGA insurrection was about to jump off. The last thing I wanted for today was to schedule some happy fun time DUAN and then learn later that the bloated degenerate performed some heinous act on his way out the door, like dropping a tactical nuke on San Francisco or Atlanta or peeing in the White House pool. But now that the greedy, feckless jackoff has been safely returned to Hell (Florida), I’m breathing a sigh of relief.

Joe Biden was not my first (or second choice). But thank heaven, he was a good choice, because he’s gotten rid of the worst piece of shit who ever held elected office in the United States. Will Biden succeed? Can he turn back the tide of hatred and division that has swept over our land? Will I get that sweet sweet $1200 stimulus check that’s gonna go straight toward a 1940s Gibson Ultratone lap steel? Who fucking knows? But for this one night, we can Hope Again. There’s a chance. At least a chance.

So by all means, let’s celebrate a Fresh Start. New Beginnings. Better Days. On this one day of days, let’s look forward and not back, because who knows what creeping up behind us? Yet for this moment, we are like that three year-old on bath night: pink, powdered, and full of promise.

And to quote the immortal words inscribed at the Northeast Portico of the Jefferson Memorial, “His justice cannot sleep forever, and thank you all for supporting Deadsplinter and DUAN. Now let’s get this malarkey started.”

Now darkness has gone
And this will be our year
Took a long time to come

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      • Dude. You got a school yard bully with no friends to whimper his way beyond the fence line. I know the standard is low right now but don’t act like you got cache, preload, image/video embeds, upvoting, and comment threads to work in unison with a mediocre-at-best comment-edit plugin with shoddy coding on WordPress.

        Once I get all the other participants to shake hands and make up, I’ll see about inviting your friend back to play.

        Even then, I will be keeping a close eye on it as it is hard to regain trust after it tried to get all the barely functional bits of its existence to take over and shut down the building.

        Unity can only happen after accountability and for that your friend is currently on a time out.

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