Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Crime

COME AND GET ME COPPERS!

I am not a criminal. I’ve never had grand jury indict me on 91 counts of anything. I’m not out on bail. No judge is setting trial dates for me. I may have made a lot of mistakes in my youth, but those records have been expunged. I sleep with a clear conscience.

I like crime movies, crime novels, crime songs. I do not like criminals who think they should be president.

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8 Comments

  1. i has a record for assualt and possession with intent…..funnily enough acquired long after i stopped selling shit

    i was just dumb enough to get into a bar brawl whilst carrying my months supply….

    you know…..after a fairly long string of drunk and disorderlies……i think they had enough of me

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