To apologize for my intemperate remarks about Slough, which I know from having been there is not nearly as absolutely lovely, and my ill-informed short explainer about public-funded architecture from the period 1945–1980, I will give you all, for free, my instructional dance video. It teaches you not only rudimentary German terms for body parts, but also dance moves for the gentlemen, which will have the ladies swooning.
[Tanz mit mir in Lederhosen = Dance with me in leather pants, but Lederhosen–oh, just watch the video]
You deserve a first-class round-trip ticket to Munich on Lufthansa and passes to all the beer tents at Oktoberfest. Book your hotel now; rooms are going fast.
To apologize for my intemperate remarks about Slough, which I know from having been there is
not nearly asabsolutely lovely, and my ill-informed short explainer about public-funded architecture from the period 1945–1980, I will give you all, for free, my instructional dance video. It teaches you not only rudimentary German terms for body parts, but also dance moves for the gentlemen, which will have the ladies swooning.[Tanz mit mir in Lederhosen = Dance with me in leather pants, but Lederhosen–oh, just watch the video]
Conan O’Brien dancing in lederhosen
I want you to know that I actually got up out of my chair and danced to that video.
You deserve a first-class round-trip ticket to Munich on Lufthansa and passes to all the beer tents at Oktoberfest. Book your hotel now; rooms are going fast.
Grace Jones – Warm Leatherette
The Cramps – The Creature From The Black Leather Lagoon
Leathery Whip Aldous Harding