Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Resolutions

Get Fit? Drink Less? Drink More? Overthrow the Government?

As we come to the end of what seemed like a never ending year, it is time to think of resolutions for next year.  I must admit I am not the best at following through on resolutions but that doesn’t mean I’m giving up. I’ll Never Give in!

I struggle to not be negative, so this year I’m going to strive to Stay Positive.  

It won’t be easy, I tend to get distracted easily but this year maybe I’ll be Raising the Bar.

(note: I am not a big country music fan but Forrest is one of my all time telecaster heroes and you need to hear his pickin! Another resolution is to pick up my guitar more often!)

If all else fails, at least the one resolution I know I can follow through on is to Spread a Little Aloha!

So do you have any resolutions?  If not, you can post your favorite fuck you to 2021 or if it was somehow a good year for you, a song of praise.  Or just go all Farscy and post some fun crazy shit nobody has heard before! Have a good one DUANers, we are almost there!



    • I’m on board!  Solves a bunch of problems with one simple solution!


      • i guess ill just eat the leftovers

        • Feel free, all we ask is you Don’t Shit Where You Eat…


  1. im going to do what i want

    pretty sure i can follow through on that one

    i mean shit…moneys gonna be a limiter

    but yeah….thats pretty much my intent for the new year

  2. I need to learn how to Relax
    The Who


  3. I stopped doing resolutions ages ago. I didn’t need any more reasons to shit on myself for being a failure.
    Otis Redding and Carla Thomas – New Years Resolution


    • Damn, wish I understood German…where’s Cousin Matty when you need him?

      • searched “fuck 2021” and it was the only song that popped up. I like the sound. If it has inappropriate language I apologise … still …

        FUCK 2021!

        • I’d say given what 2021 was like it’s very appropriate.

  4. I don’t do New Year’s resolutions, but I will side eye you for crowding up my yoga studio in January only to disappear by February.

    Aaliyah ft. Timbaland, “We Need A Resolution” 

    • I can relate to this, lol.

  5. This was my resolution for 2021 and I kept it, for the most part.

    • I sing this to my dog on our walks when necessary.

    • You are a stronger man than me!  I mean, 5 seconds, 5 minutes, 5 hours…time is just relative.

  6. Wishing you a new year full of blessings.


  7. Just today, when I was supposed to be enjoying myself, I was being … peevish? Because I was personally inconvenienced for several minutes? I was, and I was an idiot. So one resolution is to not be so easily irritated.

  8. I want to take more time off for bad behavior.

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