This time of year everywhere- stores, radio stations, and TV- plays nonstop Christmas songs. Some people love it, some hate it. But whichever you are, there’s always those songs you really hate to hear. Share your worst in a battle of the bad Christmas songs!
Thanks for coming by tonight!
But that’s far, far, far superior to “We Are the
WeirdWorld.”Gahhhhhhhh! That’s Sir Bob Geldof to you. 🙃
Good people can make bad music.
Yes. And sanctimonious people can make annoying music in the name of good causes.
Merry Christmas!
Not dreaded…I kinda like it for now…
If anyone tells me either of these guys are giant assholes I think I’d be sad. I loved Rocketman and I have a ginger thing sooo….
Billy Mack vibes
https://youtu.be/t_KI-mRyE_0
“So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.”
oh fuck…you beat me to it….i was still waiting for it to come out
fwiw..i dont think either of them are assholes….edd sheeran just needs to limit himself to only having one song in the charts at a time…and elton john…umm…actually…hes fine as is
other than enabling sheeran……oh thats a paddling
anyways
i fucking hate the coke song
I hear you on the ginger thing (but not Sheeran). I truly don’t understand the derision toward ginger men so predominant in the UK. Hello? Damian Lewis, Eric Stoltz, Tom Hiddleston (ish), Damian Lewis, Ewan McGregor, James McAvoy’s beard, Damian Lewis, Basil Brush, and did I mention Damian Lewis?
gingers have no soul
is that just an uk thing?
they are soulless meatpuppets
oddly enough….the dutch have a different opinion
apparently gingers are great kissers
i dont know!
im going with gingers eat your soul if they kiss y0u
Just a UK thing? There was an entire South Park episode.
Shit I’ve made out with so many gingers this past year
I might reflexively recoil at this because it was in a medley young Meh had to listen to in choir during primary school over and over. The chipmunk voices don’t help, either.
Alvin & The Chipmunks, “The Christmas Song”
And I have to squeeze this into DUAN with a crowbar, because it’s a favourite of many round here. Wet Leg had their rite of passage Live on KEXP session couple of days ago, featuring their four released tracks to date. Delightfully, they’re just as louche and insouciant a stage presence as you might expect.
Wet Leg, Live on KEXP
I object to this even being a topic of conversation any time before Dec 21, but if you must know, this song never ceases to give me douche chills. Even the most insipid Christmas songs, will bring me a bit of cheer under the right circumstances (nog laced with ketamine and DMT for example), but this piece of crap from the guy from Wings is just an abomination. It’s a reminder that McCartney might have been the most talented Beatle, but without those other three guys, the Beatles would be remembered today for being utter shit.
Oh, but we all know Wings are the band “The Beatles” could have been.
Not Christmas-y, but I’ve always liked this song. I know, I know, it’s practically Muzak:
Dammit, you beat me to it. Cannot stand this one.
Cult Deprogrammer: “But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.”
Homer: “You idiot, he was the most talented one!”
Wham – Last Christmas
I’d hate this song even if it wasn’t overplayed. I heard it three times today in two grocery stores. 🤬
Now we all lose the Last Christmas game
I have never won, not even last year when I wasn’t in person shopping.
Also known as Xmas Squid Game.
John Travolta/Olivia Newton John — I Think You Might Like It
@blue dogcollar
Bing Crosby (not the world’s best father) and David Bowie sing what can be considered one of the most annoying Xmas Songs in a classic duet of harmony.
CanCon Xmas style. Used to be overplayed on local radio when I lived out in the sticks as a kid. Mostly because it sometimes happened (hint: it wasn’t that drunken bastard Santa.)
Anything from this felony against basic human rights and decency, but especially that fucking abortion with Elmo on it:
I will not hit play….
Question:
What does Gloria Estefan sing?
“The Elmo is going to get you!”?
To quote one of my personal best Facebook posts: “In the divorce settlement I’m going to demand the Rosie O’Donnell Christmas CD. Then I’m going to smash that fucker into at least 50 pieces and grind them one-by-one under my heel while I laugh my ass off.“
Has never been/is not/will never be a classic.
Came here for this!!! I fucking hate this song, hate this “artist” and it is the most overplayed song of the holidays!
Nobody going to post the rapeyest Xmas song?
First of all, that song is not rapey. It’s consensual role-play written by a man and wife, Frank Loesser and his wife Jo Sullivan Loesser. It started out as a song they would sing together when they were trying to get party guests to finally go home.
Every year I have to stand up for this classic from the Great American Songbook. It is NOT a Christmas song, and it should not be kink-shamed just because some creepy versions of it were later done.
The Problem with that song, is that NOT enough folks know the correct version of it–too many folks only hear the creepy & poorly-played versions of it.
Ella’s with Louis Jordan’s is the proper way to sing it!!!
Tongue firmly in cheek, between two consenting adults, who are simply “going through the motions, because of societal expectations (and misogyny/”slut”-shaming!)😉😁💖