I’m as sick of the US election as anybody, but fuck it, I’m leaving it all on the field. I’ve signed up to pick up people in this little piece of nowhere and drive them to the polls. I even bought an air freshener for the car and on election day, I’ll be driving a little school bus shuttling people to vote (I’ve got a commercial drivers license). I had this nightmare some time back that the fuckwit got elected and it was because of something I didn’t do. I’ve got people I care for and I can’t let that happen. That’s why I voted the very first day of early voting here in Virginia. And that’s why I uncharacteristically got involved with the local Democratic organization and am gonna do my little bit.
You, my friend, are a fucking
I expected as much…which is why this was already saved on the clipboard:
Sahara Hotnights – Push on Some More
…thinking this might be more your…style?
…but…it’s a numbers game at the end of the day
…I bet you rock that bus like otto from the simpsons got nothing on you?
It’s only a little schoolbus and not a big 60-foot articulated monster like the ones I learned on. But yes, I rock the bus. Someday I’ll tell the story about how I came to be a bus driver for a summer back in the day.
If youngkin and pumpkin win VA you can drive disappointed voters to imaginary places:
I thought all school bus drivers were/are short, older chain-smoking women. At least mine were. I lived within walking distance of my elementary school and junior high school (back in the days when parents weren’t helicoptering and children were allowed to walk around unsupervised) but my high school was a bit of a schlep. And of course in high school I was involved in 100 after-school activities, God bless the old, well-funded suburban school districts of the time, so I’d take the late bus or the late-late bus home. My parents thought nothing of this. No cellphones, of course. Mattie will come back when he comes back. I liked the late- or late-late bus because that’s the one the sports guys took. So I’d be fresh off planning the Spanish club’s fiesta, let’s say, and I’d squeeze in among all the football players. My high school was enormous, plenty of football players. That Baby Boom!
whats a school bus?
dont have those here
we have buses students and kids use to get to school….unsupervised
it works fine?
normally id say america has let fear get the better of it
today is normally
It’s a magic bus that takes our kids on life changing adventures
i feel like you are doing life changing wrong
you know we sing and joke about this shit
coz its fucking funny
not fucking real
you know … kids
safe environment?
good for learning?
you need to pick up your game america…you are damaging the kids
being on the side lines all i can do is wish you the best of luck in your efforts
you can do it!
(i think @splinterrip is starting to rub off on me a little:p)
Thanks, Luigi.
on the ballot = freedom vs.