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  4. Wait, maybe I misunderstood the assignment.  Are we talking about people’s name for Dick Cheney or for me?  Because people have a lot of names for me, especially the ladies:

  9. If we’re talking Cheney, I believe that word would be asshole.

    So here’s a song that springs to mind…

    Except I like the song…

    Still loathe Darth Dick Cheney, though!

     

  10. Please allow me to introduce myself
    I’m a man of wealth and taste
    I’ve been around for a long, long year
    Shot a fellow GOPer in the face

    I was ’round when George Bush
    Had his moment of doubt and pain
    Made damn sure that Powell’s
    Powerpoint worked and sealed his fate

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guess my name
    But what’s puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game

    I stuck around Baghdad
    When I saw it was a time for a change
    Bombed Iraq and their citizens
    Peaceniks screamed in vain

    I sent a tank
    Held a pretend general’s rank
    When the OP Iraq Freedum raged
    And the bodies stank

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
    But what’s puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

    I watched with glee
    While my senators and reps
    Fought for the last decade
    For a impeachment they made

    I shouted out,
    “Who killed Saddam Hussein?”
    When after all
    It was just ole me

    Let me please introduce myself
    I’m a man of wealth and taste
    And I laid traps for inspectors
    Who got nailed before they reach DC

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
    But what’s puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, hit it

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
    But what’s confusing you
    Is just the nature of my game

    Just as every Dem is a criminal
    And all the GOPers saints
    As heads is tails
    Just call me Dick Cheney
    Cause I’m in need of some restraint

    So if you meet me
    Have some courtesy
    Have some sympathy, and some taste
    Use all your well-learned politesse
    Or I’ll lay your soul to waste

    Um yeah
    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
    But what’s puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game

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