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Kinja refugee. Rants often. Right sometimes.

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  1. …you’d think once would be enough times to high five the stove

    …it isn’t like the signs weren’t there

    …so

    …the upside is a ways off yet, sad to say

    …but…maybe someone will finally invent a cost effective splurge gun that we can mass produce with ecologically sustainable custard pie payloads one day & have a happy ending even if it is a bunfight

    …come join me in the lands of the unslept…honestly the wishful thinking’s quite pleasant if you just jump right in & get it over & done with?

    …or…don’t…but I already tried about eleventy times to get people to listen to that freestyle & twice in one day is a bit much for “all y’all should get lynched”…so while I’m playing records I wouldn’t mind sticking here’s that seasick steve joint I’d inhale if I could…while I pray for a sweet dream or two?

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