Watching all the trucker madness recently had me wondering, would I ever want to drive a truck? Sure, I would like to try to drive one a few miles but don’t think I could ever be a Truck Driving Man.
Then I thought, I definitely could never be a long haul trucker. I don’t have the patience to sit in traffic, drive the speed limit, and stay awake for all those monotonous hours. Maybe I could handle short hauls like driving a Beer Truck?
That probably wouldn’t work either, I would end up drinking my haul and be Too Drunk to Truck!
So I guess the best I can do is Love Like a Truck?
10-4 good buddy. Keep your shiny side up and your dirty side down!
Look out for the radar when you put the speed on:
Bob Newman – Haulin’ Freight
perfect trucking song!
Gruntruck – Move in Silence
FUCK the Flu Trux Klan!
Excellent!
gotta go
and a bonus cuz i can
Now that is in my lane!
When I was a kid a saw lots of commercials for the local truck driving school. I thought that would be an awesome job. Then I learned how to drive and realized driving a truck would be a monumental pain in the ass.
Deep Purple – Space Truckin’
My old neighborhood had a truck driving school just a 1/4 mile away. The new drivers would always be cruising the streets on the way to my house at 3 MPH and jumping curbs while making turns. It was awful! They finally went belly up but not soon enough in my opinion!
I used to go see those movies w/ my dad when I was a little kid. That brings back such great memories. That and Convoy were probably the most iconic trucking movies of all time. Then I saw Duel and was fucked up for awhile every time I saw a truck!
Jason and the Scorchers – Lost Highway
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Only the most famous song ever to have “truckin” in its name.
I thought about putting this version in but thought I would leave this song for you beautiful people…