Deadsplinter UP! All Night: Who’s Gonna Fill Their Shoes?

Here we are with me doing another DUAN like

but, in all honesty, I’m

while I pretend I ain’t

as I try to take upon myself this task while everyone wonders

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    • We’re losing a lot of musicians. John Prine is still on a ventilator with pneumonia in both lungs. And still so many GOP pukes are hale and hardy. There must be a devil because they’ve made a deal to live beyond any natural life.

    • I just read this article about him. Really interesting guy.

      He didn’t get his start until he was 31, and took off right away. He had sole songwriting credit on his hits, so he kept all of his royalties and got financial independence in a way that a lot of artists never did. He refused to hire a manager and avoided paying that cut of his earnings and also never had his money stolen, like a lot of guys with unscrupulous managers did. He also maintained artistic independence, since he didn’t have a manager making all kinds of crazy promises and cutting weird deals.

      He finally got sick of the business and walked away, invested wisely, and didn’t look back.

      Anyway, here he is with Grover Washington Jr.

  1. When my daughter was in Middle and High School she had a penchant for hooker shoes. She wore some of the most outlandish footwear, stiletto heels, ankle straps, just crazy stuff. She was used to them, her feet never hurt, and she could even run in them. I used to sing this song when I’d see what she walked out of the house in every morning.

    Kirsty McColl – In These Shoes

      • I should have, never thought about it for some reason! But seriously, her shoes were insane. She went to a school with about 1500 kids and she was known as the girl with the shoes, lol. People she didn’t know talked about her shoes. She owned more shoes than Imelda Marcos. When the rest of the girls in her school were doing the SCENE look she was full on rockabilly, Betty Page hair, polka dot dresses and those shoes. She had style!

  2. I’m sick and tired of the social isolation. FU FATTY, FU TURTLE-MAN, FU YOU EFFIN BASTARD COVID-19

    Jody Nix – I Just Can’t Take It Anymore

    wouldn’t it be nice

    The Beach Boys – Wouldn’t It Be Nice

    if I would have posted

    James Brown – I Feel Good

    but no. So, I’m not

    Pharrell Williams – Happy


  3. The first employee at work (different location) with CoVID-19 is now the first fatality (and sadly probably not the last.)

    Meanwhile site leadership dithers like a bunch of fucking idiots while demanding control. Took the site leader shitheads five days after it happens to let us know that someone on site is a possible infected–I may have crossed paths with this individual. Voiced my personal dismay to my supervisors.

    Rage Against The Stupid Machine

  4. Dedicated to the QAnon moron who tried to sink the USNS Mercy with a train.

    Alternative lyrics with additions from Matt Novak

    Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
    To do everything QAnon ever wanted, in one moment
    Would you sink it, or just derail short of the ship?

    Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
    There’s vomit on his sweater already: QAnon’s word spaghetti
    He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
    To sink that ship, but he keeps on forgetting
    What QAnon wrote down, the train goes so loud
    He opens the speed, but the train won’t go on
    He’s choking, how? Everybody’s joking now
    The rail’s run out, time’s up, over, blaow!
    Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
    There goes Moreno, he choked, he’s so mad but he won’t
    Give up that easy, no, he won’t have it, he knows
    His whole train’s on these ground, it don’t matter, he’s sound
    He knows that but he’s gone, he’s so sure, he knows

    You better choo choo yourself in the Q sick, the moment
    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This train is only late once in a lifetime, yo.

  5. found a perk to the apocalypse

    almost daily discount cake 🙂
    as the nations birthday parties have largely been cancelled for the foreseeable future all the fancy cakes keep ending up in the discount section
    mmmm 70% off banoffee pie (tho..the double chocolate i found the other day was nice too)
    the cake is not a lie
    (amazingly enough….im still losing weight)

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