Making AT&T Even Madder
So we’re back from the first commercial break, and a million viewers are said to have switched over to watch a Peggy Fleming skating show. The nationwide premiere of Bridge Over Troubled Water, the greatest hit Simon and Garfunkel ever had, couldn’t hold audiences. But to be fair Peggy Fleming was a great skater.
And now, instead of the visuals of recently assassinated leaders, we see the band getting ready for their next tour. Paul Simon practices At The Zoo, while Art Garfunkel hammers out concert logistics on the phone. There’s a cut to Garfunkel practicing a verse of America solo (on the recording, Simon was the lead and you barely hear Garfunkel) and it’s quite stunning. You wonder what could have been if they had cut a second version.
Then we see a glimpse of the documentary that might have made sponsors happy. Simon and Garfunkel ride along a little road in a car and walk in the countryside with Simon’s first wife, Peggy Harper, saying some fairly innocuous, incoherent things about people wanting things a little better.
But the interlude doesn’t last. Charles Grodin began showing scenes of happy young people kissing and holding hands at Woodstock, intercut with scenes from the Vietnam War, accompanied by their version of Scarborough Fair.
We then see Garfunkel expounding somewhat clumsily about the absurdity of the war (he had recently finished filming Mike Nichols’ adaptation of Catch 22). He seems a bit arrogant, a bit lecturing, but it helps to realize that the country had gone completely off the rails, and much of the country stubbornly refused to acknowledge the plain, obvious truth of just how pointless the war was.
The war loomed over everything at the time. Just one day after Songs of America aired, the first draft lottery was held on December 1, 1969. A year earlier Nixon and Kissinger had launched a backdoor effort to scuttle an end to the war in order to ruin Hubert Humphrey’s chances to win the 1968 election. In a few months, Nixon and Kissinger would engineer the takeover of the Cambodian government and start even more escalation of the war.

Economic Activism
And then the show took possibly its strongest stance. Paul Simon’s take on the Peruvian song El Condor Pasa starts to play, and Grodin began showing images of African American children living in poverty, and added the voice of Coretta Scott King saying “I must remind you that starving a child is violence. Supressing a culture is violence. Neglecting schoolchildren is violence. Punishing a mother and her children is violence.” Words that are now banned in many schools.
Less than a year after her husband’s assassination by the white supremacist James Earl Ray, this was too much for AT&T. Grodin recalled later how their PR flack demanded that he lower the volume of her voice. Grodin asked how far they wanted to go, and they said they wanted it “inaudible.”
As the song played, Grodin first showed footage of United Farm Workers Union leader Cesar Chavez leading a march.

By 1969 Chavez had become a national figure as a labor organizer, and was a hated by California’s big farmers, who provided Nixon with a great deal of financial support. The UFW Union had won the first major union contracts for migrant workers, and right wing hatred for Chavez increased due to his backing for civil rights activists and the anti-war movement.
Then Grodin switched to showing the 1968 Poor People’s March on Washington. By this point, Martin Luther King had expanded his original focus beyond civil rights to both calling for an end to the Vietnam War and pushing for economic justice, and he had hoped to make the new March on Washington to be the centerpiece of his movement, only to be lost forever that April in Memphis. King’s team followed through and launched the Poor People’s March, only to see it lose a crucial backer when Robert Kennedy was gunned down in May, and then bit by bit the movement fell victim to external repression and internal dissent.
The Breakdown
And then it all stops. As if to acknowledge how hard it is to sustain a movement, Grodin shifts gears. The music changes to the largely nonsensical song Punky’s Dilemma, with Simon singing about how he wished he was a Kellogg’s Corn Flake, and the scene changes to some inconsequential Senate meeting.
And then we’re back to Simon and Garfunkel rehearsing for their new tour. We see and hear Art Garfunkel launching into a lovely version of Bridge Over Troubled Water, and then we see what looks like an odd version of Paul Simon, messing around in front of the camera, much more playful and expressive than we’ve seen him.
Because it’s not Paul Simon, it’s his brother Eddie. We see Eddie Simon impishly imitating Garfunkel, running around, mimicking playing a guitar and disrupting the scene. Simon tries to harmonize with Garfunkel, only to have his microphone fail, and both Garfunkel and then Simon yell out in annoyance, while producer Roy Halee wanders around puzzled by the confusion.
They hadn’t come to grips with the situation, but Simon and Garfunkel weren’t sustainable, and this little scene gives a hint that their bonds weren’t going to hold.
Next Time: Moving On
Ah Kissinger. Almost everything he touched turned to blood.
One of the under-remarked things in his recent obits was how badly he had negotiated the peace agreement with North Vietnam. There’s a reason that South Vietnam collapsed three years later. Kissinger had negotiated terms essentially similar to the agreement he had scuttled in 1968 with his backdoor dealings, except by 1972 North Vietnam was in a much stronger position compared to how weakened they were by the post-Tet counteroffensive.
Simon and Garfunkel couldn’t have known the details, but the sense that the Nixon administration was spiralling into nihilism wasn’t wrong.
…apologies…since this strays off-topic pretty quick…but the part where the opening line of a fifth installment reads
…aside from getting a laugh out of me also brought to mind a passage from david foster wallace’s short story “good old neon” about the seemingly infinite quantity of thoughts & feelings & associated sensations that can somehow fit into the blink between instants like time’s arrow bound by xeno’s paradox
…but…from there it was hard not to recall that a lot of that story (including some of the autobiographical details, iirc) is an attempt to grapple somewhat with the sorts of narcissistic behavior there was some talk of over on the DOT today
…you know…like the charisma thing from the other thread?
…either way I’m digging the indiana-jones-ness of this archaeological jaunt through a singular AV artifact…it’s a fascinating lens through which to watch a retrospective time capsule
Those draft lotteries were horrendous. My oldest brother was a prime candidate. 18, not in college, not married, so he would have had no exemption provisions. And he wouldn’t have minded going. That’s really the shocking thing about it, how popular the Vietnam War was at the time. And my father would never have supported ducking out of military service. Meanwhile my aunt had a son about the same age, and she and my father got into a huge screaming match. “[Dad’s brother, her husband] served in the Pacific, like you did. If [her son, their only child] gets called up I’m going to drive him up to Canada myself. It’s one thing to incinerate half of Japan but what did the Vietnamese ever do to us?” I was 5 or 6 years old. We were a very frank/no-filter kind of family. And no topic was off-limits.
She was quite a character, that aunt. I miss her terribly.
The lottery in 1969 was an attempt to get rid of most exemptions that had turned the draft into a system that so wildly favored permanent grad students, but of course anyone with a friendly doctor like Donald Trump could come up with bone spurs.
The ongoing inequities of the draft added to the sense of unease that kept coming up in Songs of America. Some people had a local board that approved almost no exemptions, while others would show blatant favoritism.
The reality is that then and now, the politics around the draft and service have always been a mess. Reagan was governor of California when this documentary was made, and his 1967 election in large part was due to railing against draft dodgers, even though he had gotten a very cushy spot making movies for the military during WW2.
Clinton was dragged over the coals for his deferment, even as top Republicans at the time had similar histories, and of course the same people on the right who attacked Clinton then failed to defend John Kerry when he was Swift Boated despite turning down a deferment and volunteering for dangerous duty.
But then again there was no rallying by the right behind John McCain after Trump attacked his service during Vietnam, which is something the Democrats did not do.
It’s strange how folks like Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh and notoriously Ted “I Shit Mah Pants to Escape Nam” Nugent spent a lot of time and effort to escape a war they supported.
Considering their family connections (Nugent was born into a career military family!) the odds of them being sent to Vietnam would have been not high. Probably sent to Europe or found a cushy job as a staff officer or in the reserves.
It is telling how they wanted other people to die for their “freedom.”
I remember a friend (former Hollywood script writer now aviation historian) telling me about Buck Henry meeting Joseph Heller (author of Catch-22). One of the things we authors like to write in our books is what we would have done differently as opposed to what happened in real life. It is speculated that Catch-22’s Yosserian chose the path that Heller didn’t. Heller was described by Buck as one angry son of a bitch, the angriest he had ever met. Maybe Heller did take the deal that Yosserian refused and hated himself ever since.
The reason I mention this is that this is why these scared white narcissistic men tried to mask and numb their fears with war mongering and violent hobbies like Ted’s hunting fetish-to take the path not taken. That is why they behave the way they do, but they think they’re hiding it from everyone which is why they were badly stung by the truthful accusations of “chickenhawk.”
I think if I had been there at that time (plus based on my attitudes in my early 20s and family history) then I think I would have volunteered and if I had survived then become bitterly disillusioned with everything and everyone.
A friend of mine corresponded with Vonnegut about his thesis, and he was very gracious and helpful. But my friend said it was clear the war was painful all of those decades later.
I think it says something good about McCain that he was able to be a strong backer of normalizing relations with Vietnam, and moving past the hatred. It’s the kind of thing the pundit class says they back, but the second a Republican goes to demogue mode, instead, they love it.
It is telling that both my parents suffered during the Korean War. It is still among their strongest memories despite their dementia.
But speaking of Deadsplinter watching things, on last night’s episode of “Hawaii 5-0” Loretta Swit is back and is on the 18th-floor ledge of the same high-rise that the Man of 1,000 Disguises was holed up in. Meanwhile a sharpshooter has set up shop in a room at the Ilikai Hotel, so that’s back. Steve McGarrett just happens to be driving by and decides to go up there because he thinks it is a suicide attempt. The plot is very convoluted but it involves illegal gambling, like so much “Hawaii 5-0” content does. Apparently that’s all anyone ever did in Oahu, play high-stakes poker and dice games. Also Steve gets to unleash a “Cool it!,” so that’s rewarding in and of itself.
As the episode reaches its thrilling conclusion the villain is wrestling with Loretta Swit and almost manages to throw her over a balcony. I actually yelled at the screen, “No, you can’t kill Loretta Swit! She has to live to spend 20 years on “M*A*S*H” or however long it was.” But then Steve and my boyfriend Danno show up, guns drawn, and they save the day.
Loretta Swit is still alive and 86. Alan Alda is 87. So they’re not suffering from that curse…I forget the show, but there were child actors who died at very young ages. They were three siblings. Anyway, that concludes my Classic TV recap.
…that reminds me…I keep meaning to mention that there’s a sort of podcasting federation of sorts that goes by the umbrella term “the incomparables”…tons of hours of geekery of one flavor or another…of which I know an adherent or two…& one string to their bow is a group who record themselves discussing particular episodes of magnum PI…the selleck one, that is…&…in the event that podcasts are a thing you listen to…they’re gentlemen of a certain age &…well…I think you’d probably enjoy those
…just thinking ahead for when you eventually run out of episodes of 5-0 & need your dose of period-appropriate &/or appropriated hawaii…possibly with a side of middle-aged MST3K type commentary?
Magnum PI! My mother and I actually bonded over that show because we both thought Tom Selleck was so hot and he was often seen shirtless and/or in short-shorts.
It’s nice to have common interests with your parents. Sort of. Drooling over Tom Selleck in the 1980s was a little weird but it helped pass the time.