Deep Thoughts [NOT 4/10/23]

4/10/23 brightersideoflife 8

Hi, friends!

Deep thoughts tonight.

I wonder how many of my coworkers have dashcams in their vehicles and have seen me or other folks adjusting bras, pulling out wedgies, and repositioning their junk while walking between cars in the work parking lot?

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8 Comments

  1. Was walking Fanny yesterday and passed a neighbor’s house to hear, “you are now being recorded.”  Fucking annoying.

  2. You should have yelled out, “Fuck you, you fucking paranoid fuck!”

    I mean, at least if it wasn’t a close neighbor’s house, you know. . . .

    • Close enough, and the guys a cop or I might have. I don’t need him giving me any shit.

  3. Not a recording, but a while back I stopped as a light turned red at the bottom of a hill.

    I looked up in the mirror and saw a car speeding down the hill, swerving back and forth between lanes, and I started to wonder if they were going to stop or if I needed to jump into the intersection to avoid being rear ended.

    The car kept swinging back and forth and suddenly jammed on its brakes and came to a stop. I figured the driver was on their phone or smoking a joint or something, so I looked up again at the mirror to see what their deal was.

    The woman who was driving had her finger deep in her nose and was desperately prospecting for hidden treasure. Not what I expected.

    • I thought that nose picking like farting was a male disgusting habit…

      • I’ve seen enough women behind the wheel knuckle-deep in their own nostrils to know this is not true.

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