Don’t scoff: Trump is right about ingesting disinfectant

Mango Unchained put on his big-boy doctorin’ hat today and dropped some knowledge that nobody has previously thought of:

“I see the disinfectant knocks it out in a minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, or, almost, a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs.”

He followed it up with another idea from the very leading edge of science:

“I would like you to speak to the medical doctors to see if there’s any way that you can apply light and heat to cure.” 

A lot of people might snark at the idea of Lysol-ing your lungs or using a heat lamp as a suppository.

I am not a lot of people, though, and I’m here to say that he is quite correct: If you were to ingest disinfectants, it will definitely kill off any viruses you might have. Admittedly, there may be some slight side effects, such as death, but that is a small price to pay when defeating the Invisible Enemy and reopening the tattoo parlors and bowling alleys that make this country great.

In a way, it’s reassuring to know that someone who takes the Breitbart comment section seriously also thinks their ads are legit, too.

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  1. He’s amazing.

    He has access to the best experts and other assorted babysitters who can explain to him the difference between a germ, infection, and a virus. They have probably given up on doing so but we’re x amount of months into this and he’s under the impression you can give people bleach enemas to get covid-19 out. He definitely thinks we’re the stupid ones for not coming up with such a genius idea.

    Queue the snake oil people switching marketing tactics to say herbs like mint are a natural internal bleach.

    He’s desperate for the illusion of progress so he trotted out the newest science man who couldn’t even explain how his preliminary findings are relevant to advising the public going forward. His findings only bolster Trump and co’s latest strategy to pretend like all of this goes away in summer so back to work and best of luck everyone!

    • They either think a lot of very convenient people are going to die before November, or think people will forget that they lost everything they own and some of their loved ones by the time November rolls around.

      • I really don’t get the formula. I suppose they assume if lots of people die/become homeless then they won’t be able to vote. Maybe they assume they’ve got enough people brainwashed to pull ahead. Maybe they assume they’ve got enough governors in their pocket, or if they don’t they can dangle PPE in front of them as an incentive.

        Among the many, many problems with pandemic reporting is the fact that 50k dead people is just being treated like a number. You have to get on social media to hear about or see how many people are losing family and friends. You have to go to social media to hear first hand accounts about what mild cases of corona are like. My local news stations only talk about “opening up” or those fluff stories about nurses being heroes. Maybe they’ll talk about how the unemployment system was designed to be broken or how the rent assistance program was overwhelmed. But there’s no agitating for anything to change.

        So, in a sick way, this is all according to plan. Less than 200k die? Mission Accomplished! 200k people die, mostly in blue states and mostly minorities! Win! Your deranged base mobilizing for “freedom”? Win!

        They even get to throw in some Tea Party fiscal responsibility budget deficit austerity into the mix and the Dems will nod along and all of those folks who survive this because they are “smart” and genetically superior will nod along.

        Many, it’s almost like we had two candidates running for president with a lot of proposals that would have tackled many of these problems…

        • For all of my conjecturing I do think they might just be trying to bank on the “wartime president” b.s. because Americans will vote for consistency in times of anxiety, so because it worked for Bush II…why not?!

        • Yeah the number and people not giving a shit about so many dead has really been getting me down. Just yesterday I learned about a young black mother of three who just died of COVID locally. I didn’t know her but her children are friends with my friends’ children. She’s going to be thrown into that number and called a victory and four people’s entire lives have just been devastated.

    • Here’s a depressing history of the administration’s response (or lack thereof) to COVID-19, and there’s a surprise twist:

      https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-hhschief-speci/special-report-former-labradoodle-breeder-was-tapped-to-lead-us-pandemic-task-force-idUSKCN2243CE

      The short story is Trump’s failure of an HHS Secretary, Azar (former pharmaceutical executive) recently appointed a close friend/crony to oversee the pandemic response. Where this story descends to new depths, even by Trump Administration standards, is most recently the guy owned a Dallas-area labradoodle puppy mill. So no relevant background, vile crony, and morally bankrupt, which are things that the White House can’t get enough of. No doubt his loyalty oath to the Dear Leader was especially effusive. But running a puppy mill that had been slapped with all sorts of complaints and violations. What a petty, needlessly cruel and repugnant business to get into.

      PS: His wife is now the Director of Corporate Affairs at BP. She ascended to this lofty position around the same time Azar took him on as his Chief of Staff but before he became Pandemic Czar.

      We must all remember, not that anyone here needs to be reminded, in November we not only can get rid of Trump, but all of this, all the under layers and sub-layers and sub-sub-layers. What’s going on at the Department of Labor? No doubt just as bad. Interior? Education we know is a horror.

      HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!

  2. What evil super PAC can I donate to that will buy ads compeling Republicans to follow Trump’s advice here? Because these people are about to be mass murderers the way they are treating this virus and if they just kind of removed themselves from the population…I mean…is that wrong of me to say….?

  3. Would anyone ask him this afternoon what he thinks about the company that makes Lysol coming out to say Don’t Fucking Ingest Our Shit?

    Also, since UV light looks promising, our Dear Leader should try a preventive measure by shoving a UV spotlight up his asshole and cranking it to 11. Let’s see if light escapes any hole in his head.

    • “As a global leader in health and hygiene products, we must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion or any other route).”

      no shit!

  4. Let’s do this scientifically. Set up a control group. Say, people who get their info from a source other than Breitbart, OAN or Fox News. They don’t drink bleach and irradiate their insides. And we’ll use the true believers as test animals. For science!

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