Everything Is Falling Apart

God damn it. Damn it all.

This years Avs are one of the youngest and most fun to watch team’s I’ve ever followed. Which of course means they’re not actually on TV barring national games. Which is fine because they’re falling apart and are going to be starting their minor league team for the playoffs. Currently they’re missing 2/3rd of their first, second, and 3rd lines along with their starting goalie and most promising defender.

Rantanen to MacKinnon has been the most fun connection in hockey. The combination of insane speed and insane vision leads to some of the coolest sequences and goals out of nowhere. Watching Mac slice through four defenders to score reminds me of Messi carve up Bilbao. Good thing they’re both broken now and probably never going to skate again.

Cale Makar is the most exciting rookie defenseman I’ve ever seen. He’s fearless and scores like a forward. He tries insane moves and even if he doesn’t quite pull it off all the time its breathtaking to watch. I was at the playoff game where he debuted and blasted the flames, and immediately knew he was going to be amazing. Fortunately for everyone, his torso and/or arm is irreparably damaged and he’ll probably never breath properly again, let alone skate.

Grubauer had been iffy, but was finally starting to round into a good to great goalie capable of stealing games and winning in the playoffs. And now his knees are jelly.

God damn it.

Burn everything.

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