Fantasy Olympian [NOT 10/8/24]

Sprots Thing!

In a fantasy world, what sport would you want to qualify for the Olympics in?

What “sport” could you actually qualify for the Olympics in?

To answer my own questions:

  1. Beach Volleyball (Also gain about 8 inches of height while I’m at it as to be competitive in Volleyball you really have to be tall)
  2. Channel Surfing

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15 Comments

  1. i can do a decent bit of tumbling too tho….if need be

    the farscy has the spinny shit..

    well….im 40 now….might be had the spinny shit…

    shit….uhhh…i can box?

  2. I’d love to be able to do pursuit biking, but no way would that happen.

    If I started dieting now, I could be a coxswain in men’s rowing in four years. I’d still be the heaviest one out there, but not so much it would a huge problem. According to Wikipedia, 10 Kg extra deadweight  is less than a second of extra time.

     

    • Someone thought I would make a good cox for the University rowing team. He didn’t get I was also stocky. I didn’t have the muscle I sort of still have now, but I wasn’t a skinny rail either.

      Also I don’t like waking up at 5am either for practice.

    • if you actually want to tho…..

      fuck the team and go for it

      dont let olympic athletes stop you from having a go

      i mean theres like 7 billion people on earth….and only some of them can ride  a bike

       

       

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