
In a fantasy world, what sport would you want to qualify for the Olympics in?
What “sport” could you actually qualify for the Olympics in?
To answer my own questions:
- Beach Volleyball (Also gain about 8 inches of height while I’m at it as to be competitive in Volleyball you really have to be tall)
- Channel Surfing
couch surfing
i am world class..
Couch surfing not the JD Vance event.
surfing not fucking
if couches could talk they would tell you theres a difference
i can do a decent bit of tumbling too tho….if need be
the farscy has the spinny shit..
well….im 40 now….might be had the spinny shit…
shit….uhhh…i can box?
Luge, because of how crazy dangerous and fun it looks!
ill take street luge!
you on?
winner is the queen of ds even if its me
That is just insane.
thats one way of spelling fun yes
@splinterrip you know i have to now i found it
hellova lot of house of pain in that
I’d love to be able to do pursuit biking, but no way would that happen.
If I started dieting now, I could be a coxswain in men’s rowing in four years. I’d still be the heaviest one out there, but not so much it would a huge problem. According to Wikipedia, 10 Kg extra deadweight is less than a second of extra time.
Someone thought I would make a good cox for the University rowing team. He didn’t get I was also stocky. I didn’t have the muscle I sort of still have now, but I wasn’t a skinny rail either.
Also I don’t like waking up at 5am either for practice.
I rowed in lightweights long ago. Cutting weight stank, but at least practice was in the afternoons.
if you actually want to tho…..
fuck the team and go for it
dont let olympic athletes stop you from having a go
i mean theres like 7 billion people on earth….and only some of them can ride a bike
Not pursuit though. I’d wipe out the first time I tried to go up the slope. I’ll just bike regular.
I could qualify in the 300 acre mowing competition, but only if I can bring my own bush hog and jam my tunes during the competition.