Food You Can Eat: Graham Cracker Cake

Like something straight out of a magazine.

First things first:  Yet another of my grandmother’s recipes and another one that I’d never heard of before—although you’d think it would be more common out in the world.  Graham crackers are awesome, cake is awesome, so put them together and you get a double dose of awesome.

A caveat before we get started:  So, part of my process for this cookbook is that when making a cake that doesn’t automatically have a type of frosting associated with it, I will pick a frosting in the recipe box that I think will work with the cake and that I haven’t made yet.  I decided to make a recipe for whipped chocolate frosting.  I remember looking at the recipe and thinking to myself, “no way in hell this works, but who am I to judge?”  Clearly, this recipe had been used before, considering its condition in the box, so I gave it a shot.  Nope.  No fucking way.  I could have whipped the base for that frosting until Donald Trump grew a conscience and it still wouldn’t have whipped up properly.  So, I had melted chocolate and butter ready to go and nothing to put it in and had to improvise.  Therefore, there is no frosting recipe included here.  You’re on your own. Note to self:  I should feel free to judge.

Here’s what you’ll need:

2 ¼ Cups + 1 Tbsp. Graham Cracker Crumbs

⅔ Cup Flour

2 ⅔ tsp. Baking Powder

½ tsp. Salt

⅔ Cup Shortening

1 ⅓ Cups Sugar

1 ⅓ tsp. Vanilla

4 Eggs, separated

1 Cup Milk

⅔ Cup Nuts, chopped

Cream together shortening and sugar, pouring sugar in a steady stream.  Add vanilla, egg yolks, milk and beat until fluffy.

The milk makes the butter bead up a bit, but it’s fine.

In a separate bowl, sift together flour, baking powder and salt.  Add to wet ingredients along with cracker crumbs and nuts.

If you want a brick for a cake, then skip the egg whites.

In a separate bowl, beat egg whites until stiff.  Fold into cake batter.

Just fold it!

Pour batter into two greased 9” round cake pans.  Bake in a 350-degree oven for 30-35 50 minutes because we live in the real world.

Golden perfection.

Allow the cakes to cool in the pans for about 15 minutes and then turn them onto the cooling rack to cool completely before frosting them.

I could have eaten these as they are.

I had Mrs. Butcher frost the cake because this was always my weakest skill when I did this shit for a living.

Not the prettiest, but still better than I could have done.

Serve at room temperature with a tall glass of milk. 

This cake is…pretty good.  I think, if I make it again, I’ll do it without the nuts.  I was dubious about the nuts anyway but I needed to do this according to the recipe.  Nuts don’t belong in cakes.  Full stop.

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15 Comments

  1. Hmm… I’m not a big cake person but I do love graham crackers and I think I might really enjoy this. Would cream cheese frosting be weird? It’s my favorite type of frosting and it feels like it would fit. 

  2. I have never heard of a Graham Cracker Cake but I’m intrigued. No nuts though, I agree they don’t belong in cake. I think a caramel frosting would be good with this.

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