I got nothing for sports. I don’t watch Basketball, too early to get excited about baseball, and the Red Wings are trying to give me a stroke. F1 for some reason won’t let me post videos because why try to grow the sport and Atlanta gave Kirk Cousins a 4 year $180 million deal. So what have you been watching?
Poolman
Damaged
Star Wars: The Acolyte
Real Estate Porn
Courtesy of @Elliecoo


I so wish that was a real portal

How do they make that?
Wedding Cake!!!!!
Watcha got?
Is that a post apocalyptic (Fallout/Earth 2/Fallout) bunker?
No, it is Montecito, where all sorts of very wealthy folks escape to, in order to escape the limelight. Oprah, Ellen DeGeneres, who seems to flip a house every two weeks. The privacy-craving Sussexes, who are extremely online and who are constantly on a private jet for no real, explainable reasons.
I have been to Montecito a couple of times (I’ve been to next-door Santa Barbara at least a couple of dozen times) and it truly is “The American Riviera.” It’s uncanny. Once the morning fog burns off you would swear you were on the Mediterranean coast and might be tempted to try your French or Italian on your concierge or barista. Don’t. Instead, prepare yourself for Cali vocal fry, full barreled.
“Sugar artist” sounds like a career choice.
…chris pine…he’s still on the #goodchris list, right?
…hope so…because that’s a write/star/direct trifecta…but I like the trailer a lot
…damaged…for the first bit it almost had me convinced I’d somehow already seen it so familiar were the elements…but then there was a burst of british accents & I ended up thinking it might be sort of like a bastard child of true detective & giri/haji…but…damn…that’s some cast…thought poolman was on a strong hand but damaged might take it to the cleaners on that part?
…as for the acolyte…I’m a sucker for star wars…if less of one than I used to be when there was a lot less of it to be found…so the odds of me getting around to that one are much like the odds a lightsaber will make an appearance at some point before the trailer ends?
Yes he is! He’s still tied with Hemsworth for the BestChris™ title I believe. Captain America lost his GoodChris™ title due to being arrogant or rude some time ago. We do not even mention the WorstChris™ anymore, unless it’s to berate him and use him as an example of how not to conduct yourself as a moneyed Chris in the public’s eye.
…this is why I love this place
…thank you
…that is exactly the information I lacked pitched squarely at me in a medium I can parse
…no notes
Chris Evans dropped a lot in my opinion when he married someone 16 yrs younger than him. He looks like her weird creeper uncle when they’re out together.
Blatant self-promotion time!
I was invited on a movie-by-minute podcast called “The One-Armed Minute” about 1993’s “The Fugitive.” My episodes dropped this week, so if you don’t get
more than anyone could possibly endureenough of me here, you can hear the podcast here on Apple podcasts or here on Spotify. (Or just look it up on any podcast app you may already have! I’m episodes 34, 35 and 36.)…sweet
…will definitely check that out
To jump on the previous comment thread I should note I have a glowing love-in for Chris Pine at the end of my first episode of the podcast! Damn right he’s still a good Chris!!!!!
Is there a time stamp for when that happens? I’d like to see that scene since it’s been forever since I saw the movie.
…based on the preview text for the episodes at the spotify link the episode numbers are synced to the relevant minute if that’s what you mean?
It’s exactly as named in the episode number — it’s minutes 34-36 of the movie!
What’s the zero point, though? Is it including the opening credits? I don’t know how long they go, but for some movies credits can chew up a bunch of time.
…that part’s probably easy to figure out if you cue up the first episode of the podcast
…but it might be worth tracking down which print of the movie they use…the DVD release from one pressing to another is probably pretty consistent & not far off whatever you could stream but if it’s a hardcore deal where they pulled actual reels that need swapping in & out you’d almost have to do it manually to achieve an exact sync
…at around a half-hour discussion of a minute’s footage though I can’t imagine you’d need that level of precision?
It does indeed count opening (and eventually, closing) credits. The earlier episodes are really short; they generally just talk about what’s coming, and the closing ones I think are just kind of wrap-ups. I’d never listened to a movie-by-minute podcast before doing this but I’ve discovered there are a LOT of them out there.
Thanks for the info, especially about how they’ve been done for other movies — it’s useful to know how these work.
Nice!
P.S.
…cool house…I worry about storage…& it makes me remember how hard to live like a minimalist would be when it comes to the ambient levels of “stuff” in my surroundings that I do in fact use & need somewhere to put?
That’s what the garage is for. Ask me how I know.
There’s a really interesting correlation between wealthy people and minimalism because they can just afford to go buy something if they randomly need it.
…oh…& my entry for the caption contest on the header:
“why are we up here by the podium if they won’t let either of us be a member – it’s not like they seem to listen to anyone but themselves?”
[…more than likely influenced by the attention the garrick club’s membership policies have been getting of late…in case that only makes sense in my head?]
I could hang in Montecito.
MLS soccer under way:
Let’s not talk about Wolverhampton getting ousted from the FA Cup by Coventry on their home pitch…
I just got hosed down by a firefighter…not in a sexy way. He started washing the 🚒’s roof as I walked by from the other side.
Well that’s a damn shame.
well…unless someone sees fit to tow australia to a more becoming time zone….what ive got is more sleep deprivation incoming..as ill be up from 3 to 7 am today and tomorow to watch f1
younger me would say fuck it all nighter! but nowadays….ive found 3 am is fine…6 am is probably me asleep on the keyboard if i dont get a nap in first….
i could also be a sane person and choose to watch later…. but im not…so thats that
oh fuck…totes forgot to mention….
the way looks like it might be worth a watch….i assume its on britbox or whatever
@keitelblacksmith