If you said five years (as of 29 Oct), hey, you’re right. DeadSplinter is celebrating half a decade of Daily Open Threads, DeadSplinter Up All Night, Nightly Open Threads, Food You Can Eat, Brain Drains, Coffee Breaks, City Walks, Friday Free-For-Alls, and all the other ways we inform and amuse each other and the Internet in general.
So how are we celebrating? Let me count the ways:
- Well, it’s an election year (you probably haven’t noticed; we hardly ever mention it) and DeadSplinter originally launched from the remains of a now-defunct political site, so we’re going to host a giant Zoom call for everybody on Election Night, Nov. 5. We can watch the returns, drink, watch more returns, drink more, and hopefully celebrate a major victory for democracy. Or drink a LOT more to kill the pain. Our very own MegMegMcGee will be sending out the Zoom invites so let her know you want one by sending a message to @megmegmcgee. You’ll have to provide your own drinks and snacks, though.
- We’re going to be posting lots of special columns and content starting Oct. 29 and leading up to the big day. We’ve already got some volunteers but we’d like for more of you to contribute, too. So that’s your invitation to speak up and discuss issues of importance to you. (The topics of bacon and Krispy Kreme donuts are off the table, though.) Just message @myopicprophet that you want to contribute so you can be scheduled in and let us hear from you.
- Of course, we’ll be posting all our regular columns and features, so you’re going to want to be here for them too.
And while DeadSplinter is a labor of love, please remember there are hard costs too. Please don’t feel pressured to donate, but if you can spare some cash to help pay our hosting fees, you can donate here or PayPal username @deadsplinter.
And, as always, thanks for coming ’round.
Perfect! Today’s my birthday too – along with the lovely Kamala Harris! Happy Anniversary to all who celebrate! There were some people trashing Gawker today on twitter. I set them straight.
Happy Birthday! Now you can stop using the fake ID at the corner tavern.
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Happy birthday!!!
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Happy birthday from Canada!
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I’m a little late but HBD!
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Happy birthday!
Forgoing a separate NOT tonight because we have this lovely post. 🙂
For a story that’s a nice combo of the Deadspin (sports) and Splinter (politics) sides, there’s this:
Politician/sore loser Chris Christie says Lions HC Dan Campbell has ‘no class’
https://www.prideofdetroit.com/2024/10/18/24273445/politician-sore-loser-chris-christie-says-lions-hc-dan-campbell-no-class-cowboys
Despite being a Jersey guy, Christie is evidently a huge Cowboys suckup. And of course he brings his GOP pedigree to insult a coach who has absolutely huge respect in Michigan.
The Lions had a tough win on the road against the top team in the NFC North today, so Campbell’s stock is going up even more. Good job, Christie!
You know, I really appreciate Chris Christie’s insights on whether or not someone is classy, seeing as we all associate New Jersey as just a bastion of high society classy mannered actions.
Mr Christie Bridge over Troubled Waters not classy?
As classy as the shirt Cletus is holding…
That’s disgusting.
One of the few perks to working with people from the DFW area is hearing them cry and moan and piss over the Cowboys getting obliterated or choking (especially choking.) If I could have injected it into my veins I would have.
Years and years ago when I worked a retail job, I had a manager who was a huge Cowboys fan and I would know it was a rough night if I would hear her yelling “ROMO!!!!” in a frustrated tone!
Happy birthday DeadSplinter!
I’m glad I was guided here.
Happy Birthday @Lymond!
Thank you!
For another Sports-Politics mashup, Qanaaron Rodgers is playing like garbage tonight.
The NFL brand sure gets dragged down by whiny babies like Rodgers and Chris Christie.
Happy anniversary to DeadSplinter, and happy birthday to @lymond.
Thank you!
And DM me if you want the Zoom link! (If you’re on the Bored of Directors you will get it automatically so no need to DM.)
Par-tay! Go go go go go Shorty.
Happy Birthday @Lymond