Happy Festivus! [DOT 23/12/19]

“I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it.”

Frank Costanza, Seinfeld “The Strike”
Festivus Clip from Seinfeld

The year is almost over and I’ve begun my airing of grievances. My feat of strength is simply making it through the year. Join me in the comments, please, with your own airing of grievances.

I got a lot of problems with this guy. Too many to spell out here.

Biff, Impeached.

Ohio Congressperson turned a blind eye to a sexual abuse scandal at OSU on par with Penn State. Fuck that guy.

Gym Jordan

I like beer, but I don’t like this guy.

Brett Kavanaugh, Supreme Court Judge and Supreme POS

The world is fire, NDB.

Brazil. Not pictured: California, Australia

Ban Men.

Reporter Alex Borzarjian

Planes, Trains and Automobiles is not a Christmas Movie.

Good Canadian, John Candy, as Del Griffith in the classic Thanksgiving movie: Plane, Trains, and Automobiles.

The stupid, it hurts.

Bad Moms III.
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Krupa/AP/REX/Shutterstock

Rot in jail!

Fuck Harvey.

Rot in hell Jeffrey Epstein. [No pic because I can’t stand his stupid, horrible face.]

Good job, gun nuts.

El Paso Wal-Mart Shooting. Not pictured: the other 400+ mass shootings in 2019.

Moscow Bitch.

Sign mocking a stupid turtle looking mofo.

Happy Festivus! Let’s rumble!



  1. I have a daily airing of grievances with one of my friends and it is VERY healthy. We text each other throughout the day about items to add to the agenda and then discuss on her commute home.

    My grievance is that I am up at 5 am working but that’s been the same for days.

    • That is an extremely valid grievance and I hope you get to relax this week!

  2. Political
    Most of the Dems running for President – Biden and Sanders should have put their political clout behind Warren, Harris or Castro. Tulsi Gabbard and Andrew Yang, are they trying to get trump another four years?
    People on the left already talking about “voting their conscience in 2020 – I’m sure your integrity will be a comfort to everyone hurt by the trump administration’s evil policies.
    Matt Bevin – In spite of the KY legislature making noises about the pardons we all know nothing will come of it. Even though he clearly violated the Hobbs act on at least 1 and possibly more of them.

    My family- why is no one helping me get ready for Christmas?
    Myself – why am I taking on more work than is necessary by taking on last minute baking for other people? Someone talk me out of this please!

    • Upside to the baking: you get to eat some!

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