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  1. The Arizona Game and Fish Department said in a statement that the woman’s husband found her on the ground in the couple’s back yard at 6 p.m. on October 26, “with injuries consistent with being trampled by an elk.”

    Sounds like the perfect crime to me. A cheating spouse just has to lure their unsuspecting spouse into the back yard, put on an elk costume, trample them to death, and then spill a bucket of corn next to the body.

    Also you’ll need to lobby the state fish and game department to start an elk reintroduction program in your neighborhood to give you cover. But once they do, you’re all set. Nobody will suspect you.

  2. im gonna limp around in increasingly funny ways…

    but sides from that..no plans really

    but also how come its so hard for the general populace to understand to dont interact with wild life?

    shits wild yo! and coz animals are better than us they have no bias against us….that dont mean they wont fuck your ass up if cornered tho

    you know…if you wanna be helpfull….put some water out or some shit…..dont try to pet the fuckers…….well maybe the capybaras…but other than that id say watch but dont touch or invade their personal space is a pretty good rule

  3. I’m the dumbass who would want to pet the wild animals.

    However, I do know that even if I could successfully pet a wild animal, if they get used to humans that puts them at greater risk so that stops me from trying.

      • …I forget where but I’ve definitely seen a collage of cropped images of just the ears of bears with a caption saying “so they look like this & I’m not supposed to pet them?”

        …I think gentle ben messed with a lot of impressionable kids…of a certain age?

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