Happy Hour [11/6/21]

I need a drink

S’mores, the quintessential summer treat, or overrated snack? Are you a traditionalist with the Graham cracker, Hershey’s bar, and marshmallow? Or creative with your base and fillings? How do you feel about S’mores flavored beverages, cookies, and cakes?

I know Deadsplinters have a lot of feelings about things so let’s hear ’em! Then reward yourself with this S’mores Old Fashioned.

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31 Comments

  1. i have no opinion for ive never had smores
    over here the quintesential anytime of year snack is bitterballen (they are delicious with a drink…but i doubt they’d make for a good drink flavour cookie or cake)

    • After Googling I think you’re right, not a good cocktail flavor.

    • I CAN TELL ITALY WON BY ALL THE CELEBRATING. SORRY FOR YELLING BUT I CANNOT HEAR MYSELF TYPING DUE TO ALL THE HORNS HONKING AND YELLING AND SCREAMING.

      HOPEFULLY I SEE AT LEAST ONE PERSON, SOMEWHERE, WHO IS ALSO WEARING ORANGE ON SUNDAY SO WE CAN…QUIETLY NOD TO ACKNOWLEDGE ONE ANOTHER.

      GO NEDERLAND!

      • lol ill be wearing orange 🙂
        and yup italy won…nothing happened in the first half..the second half was distracting
        (farscy has a method for footy watching…which is i have it on the screen behind me and only wear me cans on one ear…turn around when the commentary gets excited)

        • i will of course proper watch the dutch matches

    • Former resident of the Netherlands: I haven’t tried bitterballen due to being vegetarian, but one of my favourite Dutch snacks is poffertjes, which could definitely inspire a cocktail. (If not, then possibly kruidkoek.)

      • theres veggie bitterballen nowadays..even ones that are oven cooked instead of deepfried
        they are pretty good (tho…i cannot reccomend the oven cooked ones….some things just need to be deep fried)

      • also…that just reminded me…i still have some stroopwafel liquer
        i bet that would cocktail

        • Mmmmm, that sounds good. Fresh stroopwafel is hard to beat. 

          • tbh it broke my head a little
            i was expecting a tang of stroopwafel to booze
            this shit is liquid stroopwafel that gets you drunk

  2. I am not a smore fan but the rest of my family loves them when we have fires.  I am sure at my daughters grad party tonight she will have smores if they don’t get rained out (looking iffy right now, it is raining).  Many brewers make a smore porter, I am not a fan of that either but better than the real thing at least.  The most easily found nationally are from Shiner & Dogfish Head but I would recommend supporting your local brewer of stouts and porters.  Southern Tier made a Creme Brulee Stout that was a very well done beer but a little sweet for me.  That said, I would drink that over any smore beers.

    • I hope your daughter’s party doesn’t get rained out, congrats to her! My daughter had a s’mores bar at a birthday party when she was in middle school. It was a big hit.

      • Thanks!  Smores bar would make her very happy but w/ how much we have foodwise, I think we will save that for another time.  

  3. Not for me…chocolate should come in the firm of candy or cocoa. 

  4. Don’t care for dessert drinks. I thought this sounded good with the smoke and the chocolate coming from the bitters.

  5. I confess to not watching the whole video. The proportion of eyeglasses to face was off and I got kind of fixated on that, well, it’s been a day.
     
    Never ate a s’more. I just don’t get campfires. Sitting around the campfire. Sitting around the fire. It just seems like a waste of wood to me. I’ll sit in my tent with my headlamp and read a book, thanks. Bring me some of those dutch meatball things, thank-you.
     
    But, I am having some scotch, on the rock, a speyside, how fucking fancy, and I’m going to nibble on some semi-sweet chocolate chips out of the fucking bag, that is how I do dessert drinks!

  6. I came into this poised to say “S’mores are dragged down by the marshmallow, which is simultaneously too large and too low-quality to make a truly tasty treat. However, they’re also the thing that make a s’more a s’more.” Possibly use one of the cubic, “elevated” marshmallows in small amounts and you could fix it.
    But then I looked at the graham cracker and the mention of a Hershey bar and, well, it’s all bad. Just like “ants on a log” is bad as food, but fun to make. Perhaps if you deconstructed it by making a square of buttery graham cracker crust, melted a layer of dark Belgian chocolate over it [I also vote to spread a bit of halvah on as well], and then topped it a small layer of light, airy marshmallow fluff torched creme’ brulee style, that could be good. 

    • “I don’t like bone marrow with my graham crackers” is the correct take.

    • Have you tried a grilled chocolate sandwich? Much better than a s’more. Use a nice brioche or challah, good shaved chocolate, and salt. Make it up just like grilled cheese. You could add a layer of marshmallow fluff if you wanted it to be more like s’mores.

  7. …I like an old fashioned…& I could kinda see vanilla/chocolate bitters being a sort of ok combo…but the whole fill-the-glass-with-smoke thing seemed overwrought…& it would matter what kind of wood it was but they don’t make any mention of that…they just char what looks like a wooden coaster which seems dubious…& I don’t know in what world that precariously balanced thing qualifies as garnish for a cocktail & not a side of some sort…or possibly a non-liquid chaser?

    …all in all I think I’ll stick with the…well… old-fashioned old fashioned

    • I like the idea of the smoky flavor but wonder if that would actually work? I don’t have chocolate bitters but if I try this I’ll let you know.

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